Sup Bitches? cs.one insult contest

Seriously out of 3 million sperm you were the fastest/strongest? Your a pathectic waste of life..... GO DIE. Asshole.

 

Jeez I know mine wasn't funny but don't you think that's a little harsh?

 

it would suck if you were a clock, cuz then to check the time, we'd have to look at your face!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have history here, the worst player EVER.

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You fail n00b.

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My mom can play better than this!

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You play like you got eaten by a cat and crapped out and then got eaten by a dog and got thrown up and were flushed down a toilet and grew up in the sewers!

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You suck.

Yeah.

 

Dickhead.

What a faggot.

Did your boyfriend just break up with you cuz your acting really gay.

Get a life, f*ckface.

How stupid are you?

I feel bad for your parents.

 

*Bitchslap* Hahaha! U fail!

 

All your insults are crap. I don't want to stoop to you guys's level.

 

I actually stumbled onto this thread, and thought a noob started another one of those "what should I buy" threads.

On that note, how about "You're such a noob!" (trying to keep it clean)

That's all I got.

Btw, did you know this was a test by Arn? Everyone who cursed will either get an infraction or be banned. j/k

 

You suck like a vacuum cleaner.

You suck like a prostitute

 

There goes your girlfriend.

Yeah, I know, it's not that good, but im not really in an insulting mood. I remember one from Meet the Spartans though (Arn don't ban me please)
"Your momma's titties are smaller than yours!"

EDIT: OOH I GOT ONE! Show a lolcat and say "Lolcat iz teh win"

 

If your male genetalia was an iPod, it'd be a Shuffle.

 

here we go, these aren't exactly insults:
wow...
LOL
Are You Still There?
Want a Band-aid?
Dumb Klutz


Wow, I feel really stupid now. haha.

 

thats from The Office.

 

Hahaha I know I had to use it!

 

This one's really nasty. I owned your ass like I owned your mother's.

My dog can can play better then you, and he doesn't have diposable thumbs.

 

That HAS to be in there!

 

Humans don't have disposable thumbs either. Nothing has disposable thumbs. No living species can naturally just dispose of their primary digit. No throwing away of body parts.

 

roflmao!!!!!! I thought the same thing, but you said it so much better!!!!

 

It's diposable, not disposable!
Diposable thumbs are our thumbs. The only other living thing that ghave aswell are primates. So ha phail!

 

Whoa!! sorry but the word your looking for is opposable thumbs...so unfortunately my friend...it is you who FAIL!