5) Why does the Apple Store have no restrooms? (even though it was my own question) 5.) Apple is a place of showing people the new products of tomorrow. Apple has killed off many things such as note pads and dinosaurs. Now Apple is trying to replace the toilet with a user friendly product that is similar but yet different in a way that only Zeus can figure out. This product is the To-iLet. It has iTunes integrated in it so it can play theme music as you drop your kids off at the pool. It also charges your iDevices and has FaceTime so you can video call people from the restroom. 6) Aside from 42, what is the meaning of life? 6) The meaning of life is to one day divide by zero.
Alright here are more answers I found amusing. I'll announce the best 3 shortly. It's hard to decide!
The winning Entries: Because f*ck Lodsys! Because I lol'd. Because I giggle like a young school girl every time I say twoty two in my head. Thanks for participating everyone! It's been a lot of fun. Please message me your iTunes email account if you are one of the 3 winners. And unfortunately for me, Alpha Swarm sales are off to a very slow start. So if any of you would like to play, send me a message and I'll send you a promo code (assuming I still have some left at the time you message me). And follow my twitter and facebook for further contests! I try to keep them all very simple www.facebook.com/JovialApps www.twitter.com/JovialApps
Raise the stakes. Make another contest and ask the participants to make a YouTube video, Write about it on Facebook or Tweet about it on there Twitter account to help the sales out.
Agreed with Foozelz. Getting people tweeting is a good place to start. Also, congrats to the winners!
Yay! Thanks for picking my answer And the PM... can't believe I missed out the results being announced for this >_>
Thanks for the great contest...I laughed a good few times at the responses and enjoyed it very much! Way to go winners!
I just want to say thank you for this contest. He was not able to give any gift cards out because he had given out the limit for the month and I just received a card today. I just want to say thank you for the honesty and following through with this. Great stuff and great contest
Opps..didn't saw the contest ended...my bad....anyway here is my response. QUESTIONS: 1) If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? It will taste bland, without any taste since I lost my tongue - the sense of taste. 2) Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? It does not sound right. If it is 100 will sound like ten ten. They don't invent English words without thinking hard. 3) When you are born what language do you think in? I will think in baby language...If I want to eat or need something, crying is the best way to express myself. 4) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? The person need to have some value like obama...public speaker or holding some important position. When you have too many guards around you, you need to be assassinated instead of murdered. 5) Why does the Apple Store have no restrooms? You don't need a restroom as apple store usually situated in malls and malls have restrooms. Apple want to project a clean and posh image. Restrooms seems to be out of the place. 6) what is the meaning of life? You need to explore and find out yourself. It is too deep to explain it in one day.
