1) If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? A) It would taste like the bathroom because I have a potty mouth. 2) Why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety one? A) The same reason why you drive in the parkway, park in the driveway, and apartments are stuck together. 3) When you are born what language do you think in? A) In the language of food. 4) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? A) When they consistently get the lead spot on the TMZ website. 5) Why does the Apple Store have no restrooms? A) Because it is Microsoft that is full of cr@p.
5. Because the Apple Store hasn't created a toilet product yet. I presume the name would be something like iCrap?
5. Because Apple don't want to be famous for having the most elegant restrooms. And they want customer to forgo their urge to do their business and instead spend the time in their exibition . And most importantly, it is because Steve J*bs said so!.
4) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 5) Why does the Apple Store have no restrooms? 4. I think you have to be in politics. If the king of pop was killed, you wouldn't consider him assassinated. So the question becomes how important a politician is. That would depend on who you ask. To him, he is god. To others he may be lower than scum. 5. Interesting this actually ties in with question 4. You have to piss people off to be assassinated. If you don't piss off your customers, aka fan boys, then they don't need to look for a place to piss.
5. Im sure its because they couldnt get the Ipod to sync with the toilet probably and play Nsync - ByeByeBye when the toilet flushed. Though maybe I need to visit the apple store and ask a Genius where i should go if i need to take a #2, he'll probably point to the Comment & Suggestion Box
5) Why does the Apple Store have no restrooms? Because they haven't yet found a subcontract company to manage online transfer of pisses and poos.
Haha keep the responses coming guys! In the meantime, Alpha Swarm got an awesome write up at the AppShack: http://theappshack54.blogspot.com/2011/07/alphaswarm-099jovial-games.html Final question before contest ends tomorrow: 6) Aside from 42, what is the meaning of life?
6)The meaning of life is of course to find the meaning of life while living your life without realizing by trying to find the meaning of life you actually have no life yourself. Alternate answer for 5. Because Lodsys would sue them for violating their patent of being full of shit.
I thought 42 was the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? The Meaning Of Life is my favorite Monty Python film.
6) Aside from 42, what is the meaning of life? Answer: The meaning of life is a like a dough. You first add happiness, joy, and other good things. And then you grow up and someone adds in frustration, disappointment, depression, anger, poverty, sadness and other such things into the mixture as well! Well at least you get some happy moments right?!
Question 6: Who cares about the meaning of the life if you have 42 as your answer . In other words, just get a life and move on. Next!
6. The meaning of life is that Murphy's Law governs everything... yes, we're all ***ed all the time. D:
6) Aside from 42, what is the meaning of life? A) To be honest, I haven't the slightest idea what the meaning of life is, but that's only because I haven't played Alpha Swarm yet.
