4) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4. It's ok. you will NEVER have to worry about that.
4. It's all about the benjamins...If you own 10,000+ benjamins than you're considered assassinated. You know what they say "Mo' money, mo' problems". They being Notorious B.I.G. (who was ironically assassinated)
4) For a person to be qualified as being assassinated they must fulfill all of these criteria: a. They must be well known all over the world. b. They must have a shit load of cash OR is a political activist with less money than a dog. No middle ground. c. They are somehow involved in politics. d. The said person has to be liked by at least 1/4th of the country or more. All these criteria are evaluated by a group of ninja judges and if you mistakenly call a random person's death an assassination, even by accident, and that person doesn't qualify any of those above criteria, they will send a group of ninjas at night to kill you while you sleep and then throw you away in a small ditch where they will leave you to be eaten by maggots who will then be eaten by a rat. Educate yourself people! You do not want to decompose in a rat's putrid stomach!!
4. Anyone can be called assassinated if they were killed when people are around and saw him/her get killed without anyone knowing who shot or killed him/her.
1) Alot of different foods over the years, probably something i didnt like! 2) because twoty two would sound like a child's potty break 3) Jive Turkey 4) bigger than a bread box but less important than president
4: when you need to kill a person who assisted an ass to do the job. That's why it is called assassinated. Don't your History taught you that? (Troll face )
4. I don't know about importance, but when you see a bunch of ninjas don't tell them PIRATES RULE, NINJAS DROOL... next thing you know they assassinate your parrot in the dark of the night ;(
4) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? A person doesn't have to be important to be assassinated. You can be considered assassinated if you are killed by an assassin. You are murdered if you are killed by a murderer. Even a banana can be assassinated if a real assassin plays fruit ninja in his/her iPhone! What if a real ninja played fruit ninja? Lots of fruits are ninjed !!!!!
When he can brainwash people into buying the product and stays loyal to the brand! just like Ste- oh nvm
4. noone could work out who did it. it must be a spy. The person probably just suicided anyway though. Nothin to worry about mate.
1. My tongue would taste the same as your tongue 2. The "inventors" of numbers were driven so crazily by the need to invent that they created a new word that has the sole purpose of being the lingual form of 11. Insane, huh? Of course, after thirteen they decided that they were lazy and started using suffixes for new numbers instead of inventing new words. 3. Babies don't think in any language until they hear some words drift into their ears. Their brains are empty sponges that can't do anything until they soak up a little language. 4. The jump from murder to assassination is not measured in importance. It's measured in motive.
4) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4) According to Adolf Hitlers' "Mien Kampf". One individual must seek out his life using paper clips and a bottle of fresh human pee. He shall then wander off into a deep woods and suffocate himself using only a wounded wombat. In his subconscious state of mind, Dumbledore will arise from a deep mist that seems to resemble something. Dumbledore will then tell you stuff like how Cheerios are made and what is really the 'Cocoa Cola Secret Ingredient' Then he will slap your hindquarters and say "Good game my humble acquaintance, you have served me well and good" then you would turn back and say "cool beans, dead man" and leave the foggy mist that gives you rashes on a ungodly level. You would return to your body that has been presently preserved in the bathroom stall of your local Apple Store, wearing nothing but an Apple shirt, some pants and a tied up inflatable doll that looks as it was used for birthday parties. Steve Jobs would then be walking in, inviting you and you only to get to take home the next generation iPhone that has a built in toaster, for your toasting needs. Now as you walk into the Apple Campus, you see a strange man who looks vaguely similar to a man you seen before, then you realize it's Bill Gates. Bill Gates has been working with Apple ever since he founded Microsoft. Bill Gates was one of the people who made Macs and Apple Products virus free, thus killing that for Windows users. Now Bill Gates seemed cautious around Mr. Jobs. But never mind that, that was just a thought you had bubbling in your mind at the time. Now you walk into the big Apple, and Mr.Jobs asks you if you wanted to take a trip into the iCloud, you say yes and a elevator pops up from the ground leading it into the sky. You get into it with Mr. Jobs and he takes you to my sentence witch is littered with errors and is a complete run-on and lifting you above that into the iCloud. Now the iCloud was a bigger, better place to be then on Earth. The iCloud was all knowing and could tell the future. iCloud says to you that you would become a communist freak bag. Then he said you must be killed because you have seen the almighty iCloud. So you are assassinated by Eli Hoe Dapp, or Hodapp. (if you don't prefer the podcast version which is thankfully on iTunes. So let's take a break and go download this podcast and listen to a bunch of grownups grunt and spurr at a microphone about how they became a iPhone user and what games they prefer us to be playing.) Then after Eli kills you. You realize that Eli had a book..........a Book of Eli. But thus you are dead and cannot think. And that is how data is stored on the iCloud, and "How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"
5) Because the Geniuses are actually robots created by the Mighty Jobs himself and they don't need restrooms. Instead, they must be regularly oiled. That's why you see one or two geniuses go in the "back" to "get something for you" when in actuality they are being oiled. True story, I know.
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5)Well, they dont really care, you see, why is bird poo white? I was told all poos turn white after a period of time. They will blend in with that colour. ya no, There was someone who even took a picture of that once in his backyard.
