Stupid Question Stupid Answer Contest ($$ Prizes!)

1)
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
It tastes like heaven.... or hell.... literally. That's actually depends on where I'm swallowing it, with whom, and during what "activity". Most probably like hell though, hell yeah....!!!

2)
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because if 11 is onety one then 12 is twoty two, then how will you mention the time 11:48 --> twoty two to twoty two? Bizarre!!!

3)
When you are born what language do you think in?
I don't know. Ask Lady Gaga, cause I was born this way........hmmmm......... thinking...... ahhh discover the answer.
GAGA!!!

 

1. Tastelicious!
2. Don't know really why ughh...Maybe cuz onety one is too much complex and if u do that, there will be no more eleven,no more twelve but onety two,no more thirteen but onety three, etc... Well doesnt sound good and its too complex for lazy ppl like us! Also how will u descibe the time or horsepower of a car or anythin!! Ahh life would be weird...
3. The hsilgnE language also called "Silent Language"

Makes no sense hahahahaha

 

Oh dear hahaha ! XD

 

1)If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
2)Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
3)When you are born what language do you think in?

1) I think that would taste like pig's tongue
2) The number 11 is not pronunced onety one because probably
who named the numbers had a father called eleven and he thought
that 11 be named as onety one would make you kill your family
3) When i was born i really didn't care if the left pussy or the right pussy was the language i need but if i remind something in my first day i only had an american cry ))

 

Question 1: If I ate my own tongue it would taste just like the tongue cold cuts they sell in the store, flavored with whatever I ate last.

Question 2: It's not?!?!

Question 3: Infanto. It's the language ALL babies speak . That's why if you get two babies even from different countries together they babble and coo and understand each other perfectly. It's only later on that they are forced to learn a new regional language ruining a perfectly good universal language.

 

1) If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
It tastes numb.

2) Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because our ancestors first pronounced it eleven.

3) When you are born what language do you think in?
wa..wa..wa..wa..

 

Can we make more? (mostly me) I want to make more. :0

 

Eastbound, I await more questions. You don't know how much I want to make more stories up.

 

Thanks for the promo code Glad you liked my answer

Review posted under nick Heliotropist, which I will be updating when I finish the game

 

1)If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
2)Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
3)When you are born what language do you think in?

1) Mmmmmmm, Meat.
2) Because; eight, nine, ten, onety one, twelve, thirteen just sounded really freaking stupid
3) Vulcan

Hope I win. Love your contests Eastbound!!!!

 

OMG I love this game, the gameplay is very very unique. Limiting yourself to a sequential set of abilities is awesome, and then doing combos with those <3 Loving the physics too.

 

This contest makes me feel I am in the lolol Land.

 

1. How could I taste my tongue if I can't have my taste buds!?
2. Then that would make 22 Twoty Two which would be extremely awkward in social situations and math class.
3. The language would be somewhere between neanderthal and wwaaaauugghhhhh!!

 

Do we add this on to our original response or make a different one.

 

4) Depends on how big on an ass they were.

 

4) They have to be at the same level of intelligence as me or higher....Oh wait then celebritys will never get assasinated.WINNING!