Stupid Question Stupid Answer Contest ($$ Prizes!)

What is the opposite of medium?

 

1. In order to answer your question I have decided to try to eat my own tongue. It tastes like......Oh SWEET GOD THE AGONY!!!!!!
2.Since I bit off my tongue thats the only way I can say eleven now so I dont know why everyone else doesnt start saying it like that.
3. I have always believed that when your born you start thinking in chinese...because everyone knows babys are made and assembled in China.....at least thats what my parents told me.....

 

1. Like pop rocks
2. Because 7 ate 9
3. Since you said "you", I am fairly certain I thought in Latin. The good things never last.

 

Duh its so simple, tongue would taste like jelly unicorn donuts deep fried on the iPod touch scree, and it IS called onety one, where are u from, Pakistajhighafastarland? i heard they call 11 : eleven (weird sounding word)
and duh, we think in whenwearebornthinkinglanguage-ese, what did u think in , English? are u like from planet earth or something ?
twitter : @iPodtouch_4g

 

1. GAWRGGgGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!*chokes*
2. Because wonty didn't win cause everyone hates it and the whole universe will conplain.
3. Best's outer space universal Ngtgigax centusertus language. Or that's atleast what my brother told be

 

1) If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
2) Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
3) When you are born what language do you think in?

1. Tasteless. (No pun intended.)
2. English is, well, a bit archaic.
3. They say you should talk to your child during pregnancy. If that is true then whatever your mom spoke to you during that time. Hopefully not foul language.

 

1. It will taste like Chicken.
2. Because onety-one is almost the sound of twenty-one.
3. Baby Language.

 

1) If it was still connected, I'd be tasting my esophagus.

2) Because the proper pronunciation is "Eee-Oh-Leven"

3) "When you are born..." What kind of a silly question is that? "When I was born..." maybe, or "When someone is born..." Kids these days. Get offa my lawn!

 

1. It would taste like boogers fried in onions and put in the pouch of a one legged possum that was run over by a RC car in the middle of a river. What, you don't know what that tastes like?
2. it IS pronounced onety one. 11? Where'd that come from.
3. Babies don't think. Haven't you ever seen what they do???

 

QUESTIONS:
1) If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
2) Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
3) When you are born what language do you think in?


ANSWERS:
1) Well, why don't you try taste your own tongue and tell me? It's bloody, tasty(in mind) and feel raw
2) Because the the person who created the word "ELEVEN" want to be famous and known by the world.
3) Cry language and monotone language. That what baby expert at for the first few years

 

1.) Fruit Rollup
2.) Because the people don't like the number 11
3.) Gaa-Gaa-Goo-Goo Baby Language

 

1) It would taste as if I were in the Romanian Cocoa Fields sipping great cocoa as I await the train that has carried my belongings from the city side that I put on it because I did not feel like carrying my luggage around, and I would then proceed to to take a nice whiff of the air that has the aroma of roses and cocoa.

2) You may not have noticed this before, but when the Alpha & Omega where creating things that breathe and what nots. They created a numerical system that is based on how much nose hair Omega had and was then divided by the number of stars Alpha could eat in one sitting. They came to a conclusion that if that named 11, ontey one. That it would offend the Mexican Drug Cartels that they were making and storing for future years when the worlds economy would collapse under some fat man by the name of Santa pirating toys for children and would not pay retail for the products.

3) You see, I major in googooblahhipmonchampleechucknorrispedophilliachomophobicsytosis. (also known as Baby Mind Language) And when you come out of the bunkers that your mom has been preparing and tending to with her habits of binge eating at McDonalds since they had there fiddie piece chicky tends for the last 9 months. You come out thinking in what we call "Radio Waves'. Now if you put your baby by a radio for 12 hours, his thoughts will come out as "snow" or that scrambled noise when you flip through your television and you hear things that only could be picked up around 3' o clock in the morning. So you speak in Radio waves.

 

1. Eating and tasting my own tongue would involve... ;puts on sunglasses; the bitter taste of irony. YEEEEAAAAAAH!

2. The Committee for Naming Numbers (CNN) voted against Onety One and Tenty Un, leaving Eleven the clear victor, it was a great victory for the downtrodden masses and underdogs. There was much rejoicing, then they voted against Six Six in favour of Twelve

3. When you are born you are fluent in Gnofiz, the language most popular at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and hence you think in that language. Sadly, you forget all the grammar and nuances of that beautiful language when people start talking babytalk to you and the great gift of Gnofiz is lost.

 

Stupid Question Stupid Answer Contest


QUESTIONS:
1) If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
2) Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
3) When you are born what language do you think in?

1) It tasted like a rubbish bin that have been used for 20 years and more which contains every sorts of taste and smell that hasn't been clean before.

2) Because 11 is the number you must not pronounce wrong (hinting on the Ryan Giggs' Scandal)

3) When I born, I speak Heroes' language

 

1) If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
2) Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
3) When you are born what language do you think in?

1. Why dont you come over here and taste it yourself...?
2. oh shit... it isn't...?
3. JavaScript as my primary but I was pretty fluent in Objective-C as well.

 

1.It would taste like " HOLY GUACAMOLLI STUPENDUZ S@&$&/T!"
2.because during the time number 11 was first invented the first person(named ben)who said this word was stucked in an elevator and after he got rescued a reporter ask him wat happened to him and what is his name?in confusion ben can't speak straight and mixed up his answer and told the reporter eleben(it shud be " i was stuck in the elevator and my name is ben") does this make any sense?not at all!hahahahaha

3.GOO GOOO GAA GAA DAAA DAA LANGUAGE!!!

 

QUESTIONS:
1) If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
2) Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
3) When you are born what language do you think in?

The only correct answers:

1. It would taste like alligator meat. Why you ask? Because I ate alligator meat before and it tasted like tongue. No joke.

2. I would pronounce it as onety one when I was very little. According to my teacher however, this is the wrong way to say it. He said it was because there were once,very long ago, like hundred billions of years ago, before the dinosaurs even(I think my teacher was exaggerating a bit), numerous Number Judges all over the country met once a month to decide how every single number was pronounced. Now since numbers are infinite ( I don't know what this means, I think my teacher was acting smart), their decendents still continue to meet. According to my teacher, they are now on the number after googolplex and they don't know whether to pronounce the next number "1 how the hell are we still counting" or 1 "this is a big ass number". Anyways, on the 11th month, they decided it would be pronounced as eleven. I know what you're thinking. This story is full of important fact. And you're right. I was amazed. That's why I became interested in Math.

3. I don't know about you but right when I came out of my mother's womb, I started to speak French. I don't know why this is. But I presume it's because I'm very indecisive and run away from my problems.