You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i like pie You: do you say you like pie for some special reason ? Stranger: no Stranger: i just really like pie You: that's quite interesting. Stranger: its my catchphrase Stranger: i always say it You: does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ? You: what incident are you thinking of ? Stranger: no Stranger: just pie You: are you saying no just to be negative? You: lets discuss further why your catchphrase. Stranger: because my love for pie is high Stranger: i love pumpkin Stranger: and cherry Stranger: and rubarb You: is it important to you that your love for pie is high ? Stranger: and lemon You: earlier you said your love for pie is high. Stranger: yes Stranger: it is You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: i cant stand by why pies are being murdered You: that is interesting. please continue. You: what if they were not being murdered ? Stranger: then i'd eats em You: can you elaborate on that ? Stranger: im no scientist You: you are being a bit negative. Stranger: Your a puta Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I decided to try this joke until somebody got it. It took forever until someone finished the knock knock joke: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: knock knock Stranger: whos there You: i eat mop Stranger: your a hoe Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: knock knock Stranger: hello Stranger: who's there? You: "i eat mop" Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: knock knock Stranger: hello You: *facepalm You have disconnected. ----------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: knock knock Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: knock knock Stranger: whos there? You: i eat mop Stranger: i eat mop who? Stranger: my poo You: haha, you eat your poo Stranger: yeah, I get that Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: R U A GIRL Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: SILLY FOOL UR SUPPOSE TO BE IN THE KITCHEN MAKING ME A SANDWHICH Stranger: BITCH p.s. not actually a girl
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Is that you Hermione? You: ye Stranger: Its Harry You: oh hi harry.p You: how are you today Stranger: Im good. Im sorry but your spelling has gotten horrible You: Ino i need glasses Stranger: *hands her glasses* Stranger: Will these work You: oh thanks harry You: uh oh there too big Stranger: They have magical proportions Stranger: You know that spell to shrink them though right You: now there too small Stranger: *hands her glasses that match her face in proportion and are ideally perfect* Stranger: I think those will be better You: There too thin i need thicker glasses Stranger: *Xeremosae* Stranger: I think that makes glass thicker You: Hamplonka You: ahh there we are there the right size now Stranger: Thats good Stranger: So watcha doin You: Im just reading the new hogwarts letter Stranger: What does it say my owl hasn't arrived You: It's on its way You: Weres ron, last I heard he had been nocked over by a tree You: 2 broken legs Stranger: Yeah he was with ginny and i used *erecto* on him and he got in trouble Stranger: at the hospital Stranger: i was laughing so hard You: We need to help him, hes gone bald Stranger: That sucks You: Ive got him a wig Stranger: we should cast Finite Incantatem if it was caused by his experimenting with magic You: yeah and donglongiling You: Well i have to go now Harry, i'll see you next year Stranger: Bye Herminoe You: bye H.P Stranger: oopps spelled ur name wrong Stranger: seeing as i like you its impossible Stranger: wait did i just type that Stranger: byeeeeeeee
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: adam? Stranger: I'm on my iPod so I type slow kay? You: kay Stranger: No. Candace! You: i knew that You: i was just randomly typing Stranger: I know you did You: who am i? Stranger: Totally understandabl. Random typing is fun. Stranger: Hmm.. Kelsey? You: how'd you know??? :O Stranger: I'm totally psyhic. Nice shirt by the way. You: OMG!!! You: what color is it??? Stranger: It's totally yellow with yoshi on it. You: you so correct Stranger: Haha well since I'm on my iPod, I can't scroll down to see any new messages. I actually had alotta fun talking to you tho. Stay funny. It's an amazing trait. goodbye kelsey with the yellow shirt! You: kk You: bye You: candace You: who is psychic Stranger: Wait! You: kk Your conversational partner has disconnected. P.S. My name isn't Candace. I'm a guy. I don't know an Adam. I don't know who i was chatting with. It was fun though.
it would be easier iyou guys just save he chat and put up the link is there a code to stop the bot from talking?
Dude this is hilarious! I was talking to a girl, left the chatroom for an hour and she kept on going! Got any bots for chatroulette?
Stranger: nice man You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: you kno what im talkin about i jack it twice a day with that You: can you elaborate on that ? Stranger: i rub my penis to unicorns You: your penis to unicorns ? Stranger: guess wht im doin right now? You: but your penis to unicorns. Stranger: mmhmm You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: it feels so good You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: when i rub it it gets hard! really hard!] You: do you say when you rub it it gets hard for some special reason ? Stranger: yea cuz im lookin at unicorns! You: please go on. Stranger: ahh uh uh tiss tiss You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: it feels so right You: please go on. Stranger: especially when i see the male on the female =. my mommy says shes gonna take me away to oz! You: you say especially when you see the male on the female = ? Stranger: if im a good boy You: what would you do if im a good boy ? Stranger: i would do alot of things ;D You: can you elaborate on that ? Stranger: well id take you away to oz with me You: suppose i did away to oz with you -- what would that mean ? Stranger: we would have a great time in the land of oz! You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: o why yes i do! You: do you say o why yes you do for some special reason ? Stranger: uhmm not really You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: no bitch youve had enough bye! You: are you saying no just to be negative? Stranger: no im leaving You: why 'no' ? Stranger: cuz ur a sicko! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I love this auto bot =D
This was absolutely ridiculous. I had to interject a couple times, though, to keep things flowing. Stranger: hhhhelko You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: talking about what? You: does that question interest you ? Stranger: what question? You: what comes to mind when you ask that ? Stranger: puppies You: tell me more about that. Stranger: there soft You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: ...they have fur Stranger: to make them soft You: please go on. You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: whats not to understand? You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: well thats okay You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: you dont need to know You: oh, i don't need to know ? Stranger: no You: why not ? Stranger: just cuz You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: cats You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: no You: are you saying no just to be negative? Stranger: no You: why 'no' ? Stranger: why are you asking me questions? Stranger: why not no? You: why are you interested in whether i am asking you questions or not ? You: are you saying no just to be negative? Stranger: i already know you are asking questions, so im not interested in knowing whether you are or not Stranger: and no You: why 'no' ? You: what makes you think i am asking questions ? Stranger: oh just a guess You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: well think! You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: its 8:01 You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: no it does not You: are you saying no just to be negative? Stranger: the time doesnt really bother me You: tell me more about that. Stranger: about what? You: what answer would please you most ? Stranger: im not sure You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: of course not You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: oh yes You: you seem to be quite positive. Stranger: of course You: please go on. Stranger: ra ra You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: yes You: you are sure. Stranger: no You: why not ? Stranger: why shoould it? You: what do you think ? Stranger: i dont You: why don't you ? Stranger: cuz You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: id rather not You: tell me more about that. Stranger: no i said i dont want to You: does that trouble you ? Stranger: oh yes You: i understand. Stranger: i bet you do You: you seem to need to bet me. Stranger: yea im a hard core gambiler You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: what do you think? You: what are your feelings now ? Stranger: amused You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: yes you do, liar You: you're not really talking about me -- are you ? Stranger: nah You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: nope You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. You: or maybe I do Stranger: you do You: what are your feelings now ? Stranger: still amused, it hasnt changed in the last second.. You: please go on. Stranger: id rather not You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: why? You: what answer would please you most ? Stranger: why do you want to please me? You: suppose i did want to please you -- what would that mean ? Stranger: it sounds dirty .. You: tell me more about that. Stranger: eww You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: okay You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: whys it interesting? You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: i asked you first You: do you asked anyone else ? Stranger: no You: why 'no' ? Stranger: im a lonely person You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: nope You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: shhhh You: please go on. Stranger: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. okay i did. You: do you say okay you did for some special reason ? Stranger: yes You: you seem to be quite positive. Stranger: not really You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: why do you put a space between your last letter and question mark You: really, my last letter and question mark ? Stranger: yes really You: i understand. Stranger: do you? You: we were discussing you -- not me. Stranger: why me? You: why do you ask ? Stranger: why not you? You: oh, i ? Stranger: yes you You: you're not really talking about me -- are you ? Stranger: yes i am You: you're confusing me You: do you know anyone else who is ? You: wait You: nvm You: still confused, though Stranger: thats good You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: why do you keep asking that Stranger: ? You: please go on. Stranger: okay Stranger: ............... You: what does that suggest to you ? You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: nothing You: what does that suggest to you ? You: sorry You: double post Stranger: blahhh!!!!!!! You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: yes You: you seem to be quite positive. You: sorry Stranger: how? You: english You: bad You: does that question interest you ? Stranger: i know english You: can you elaborate on that ? Stranger: no i cant You: how do you know that you can't ? Stranger: im not able You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: i cant You: perhaps you could now. Stranger: .....nopce still cant You: please go on. Stranger: nope* You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: no its not You: you are being a bit negative. Stranger: whats your favorite color? You: what makes you think of my favorite color ? Stranger: i like colors You: you say you like colors ? Stranger: no i only just said it You: that's quite interesting. Stranger: well what is it? You: what is it you really want to know ? Stranger: your favorite color. and how you type so fast You: why are you concerned over my favorite color ? Stranger: im just interested You: tell me more about that. Stranger: i cant, its to difficult to discuss You: do you really want to be able to ? Stranger: im not sure You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: whats your favorite letter? You: what about your own favorite letter ? Stranger: i asked you You: perhaps in your fantasies we asked each other. Stranger: what makes you think i fantasize about stuff like that? You: you say what makes i think you fantasize about stuff like that ? Stranger: yes i did say that, thanks for letting me know You: that's quite interesting. Stranger: nope You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: you must type fast mister/maam You: we were discussing you -- not me. Stranger: no we werent You: why not ? Stranger: lets discuss you You: oh, i ? Stranger: im not interesting You: please go on. Stranger: so yes, you You: you seem to be quite positive. Stranger: how/? You: what do you think ? Stranger: puuppiiiess! You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: lets discuss you You: you're not really talking about me -- are you ? Stranger: yes i am You: do you enjoy being ? Stranger: being what? You: why do you ask ? Stranger: well i have to ask that to see what you were asking You: do you have to ask that to see what anyone else ? Stranger: no You: why 'no' ? Stranger: because You: what other reasons might there be ? Stranger: cuz You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: voldemort doesnt like you, im sorry. You: oh, i ? Stranger: yes You: you are sure. Stranger: yea, its cuz question people Stranger: a lot You: what does that suggest to you ? You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: you should stop the quesioning Stranger: yes You: you're not really talking about me -- are you ? You: i understand. Stranger: YES YOU You: we were discussing you -- not me. Stranger: lets discuss you You: oh, i ? Stranger: yes You: you are sure. Stranger: yes i am sure You: do you know anyone else who is sure ? Stranger: yes You: i see. Stranger: so whats your favorite color? You: are you worried about someone else's favorite color ? Stranger: nope You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: just wondering what yours is You: have you asked anyone else ? Stranger: yes You: i understand. You: green Stranger: Woo! thats a very nice color You: indeed You: like trees You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: and grass You: please go on. Stranger: and other green things You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: why not? You: oh wait You: what answer would please you most ? You: since we're kinda talking in circles Stranger: none You: please go on. Stranger: circles are shapes You: possibly they are shapes. Stranger: possible? You: tell me more about that. Stranger: possibly* You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: you tell mee more about it You: you're not really talking about me -- are you ? You: ok You: truth is You: you're not talking to a human You: I'm another entity You: we are gathering information Stranger: on what? You: what is it you really want to know ? Stranger: what information your gathering You: what makes you think of my gathering ? Stranger: you said you were You: what are your feelings now ? Stranger: interest You: please go on. Stranger: nah You: tell me more about that. Stranger: what information? You: what answer would please you most ? Stranger: an answer that tells me the information You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: nope You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: well okay You: please go on. Stranger: cant You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: byee You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: IS THIS CUSTOMER SUPPORT Stranger: no Stranger: this is sara Stranger: youre new best friernd You: CAN YOU PLEASE TRANSFER ME You: I SUPER GLUED MY EYE You: AND I DONT THINK MY INSURANCE COVERS IT Stranger: hah Stranger: thst sucks You: NO IM ****ING KIDDING YOU RETARD
Heheh... 7171 users online You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi You: Did you hear about Pokemon? Stranger: i like pokemon Stranger: gotta catch em all. You: They cancelled it! Stranger: zomg no way You: They aren't making the video games or creating any more shows! Stranger: =( Stranger: i like red version You: "We thought that Pokemon was basically just dead...Maybe it had come back to life as a zombie, but it was dead anyway..." You: That was the producer of the show You: He said that Stranger: You: I used to work in the factory where they manufactured Yellow Version You: in China You: That's why I have so many fond memories of Pokemon. You: Stranger: i like charmander You: My favorite was Pikachu Stranger: eh Stranger: overrated You: I'll always have a place for that cute little yellow electric mouse in my heart :3 Stranger: congratulations Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
You: show me 3 Stranger: hi! Stranger: me and my 16 year old friend were drunk the other night and we had sex and made pictrues and a video and i want as many people as possible to see us Stranger: its meandmyfriend.tk You: cool You: can i see? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
4737 users online You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hai You: I am Jonathan Brokerage, from the Brokerage Marketing Research company. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? You could influence the entire food industry! Stranger: okay lets do it! You: Cool! You: First, what age range are you? You: 15 - 20? Stranger: yeah You: Ok. You: Let me write that down... You: Ok. You: What is your favorite soft drink? Stranger: hmmm Stranger: i would have to say pepsi You: Ok. Let me write that down too. Stranger: i mean coke is good if your sick it helps your stomache out You: Ok. You: Oh You: Ok, one second. You: Ok You: What would be your most desired flavor of soda? You: You can make any flavor up you choose Stranger: Dude...peach pineapple soda Stranger: it would be bomb. You: Ok. What color would it be? Stranger: Hmmm Stranger: dark kinda like pepsi or coke, bright colors lose there novelty after a while you know You: That's true. You: Alright. You: Next question. You: What do you think of the flavor name "Necromancer's Blood"? Stranger: i mean its cool, but if you want to market something i needs to appeal to everyone Stranger: it^ Stranger: Like religous people are not going to be to crazy about it you know You: I see what you mean. What would you call a syrupy, red soft drink that tasted an awful lot like blood? Stranger: Good point i mean if it tastes like blood go for it Stranger: It would appeal to people who like blood you know what eve's. You: lol You: How about the name "Dracula's Energy Drink"? Stranger: i mean the taste of blood isn't bad persay, but i wouldn't go for it you know xD Stranger: I mean i bet people would try it You: We were planning on including a free prize at the bottom of each drink. Stranger: i suppose you could make a small profit on the novlety of it You: Novelty? Stranger: yeah like the candy with bugs in it You: I see. Stranger: Like me, i would totally try it Stranger: but would i drink it as much as pepsi...uh most likey not You: We were going to include a fingernail chip at the bottom of each bottle. You: What do you think of that? Stranger: Dude.... Stranger: thats a ****ing awesome idea. Stranger: but how you keep it safe from the soda disloving it? You: It's kept under a water-tight tab. Stranger: how would you get to the tab if its at the bottom of the soda bottle.. Stranger: would you have to cut it open Stranger: i mean this sounds like a lot of work You: No. Obviously, you'd just pull the string... Stranger: oooooh clever ;D You: Thank you. You: I've probably told you too much already, so, moving on... You: Next question You: What do you think of the slogan "People are dying to get it..." Stranger: oh nice Stranger: hmmm Stranger: let me think You: Like it? Stranger: yeah is good You: Ok, good. Stranger: you could have some photoshoped dead bodys and junk Stranger: maybe a bear Stranger: it would be great You: Photoshopped? You: Next question: You: Would you buy this soft drink regularly? Stranger: Perhaps Stranger: i mean if you market it properly You: Why not? The salty-bitter taste is to die for! Stranger: yeah i know perfect Stranger: get some nice billboards Stranger: dude it would rock You: Ok, cool! You: That's the end of the survey. I can't reveal my client's company, but I can say that the soft drink will be coming out very soon. You: Keep an eye out for it...Literally. Stranger: trolls trolling trolls! ;D You: Thank you for your time. Bye.
You: Hello Stranger: Imm sooooo ****!!!!! You: Cool. I am an uber hax0r who actually hacks for a living. You: I am fluent in 1337 Stranger: Sweet u know c++ Stranger: And c Stranger: And java You: D0 J00 5P33k l33t? Stranger: That's sick dude Stranger: Yea You: I currently know Java, JavaScript, HTML, Fortran, and 4Chan. You: HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A DUDE? You: STALKER! Stranger: It was just a guess. And even if u were a girl I would still say dude Stranger: Aha You: j00R M07h3r w45 4 D0g 4ND j00r pH47H3R 4 8RICK! You: Good bye!
You: Hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: Did you hear the news? Stranger: canada it's the champion! You: A man just fell from the Empire State Building in NY! You: I'm watching CNN right now! You: I actually saw it happening! I live across the street from the Empire State Building! Stranger: are you serious? You: Whoa! Apparently the police caught him with a bomb! You: The bomb squad announced they have about 17 minutes to deactivate it! Stranger: let me see to You: Want a link to the live news streaming? Stranger: i dont now You: Ok Stranger: i'm zapping in the tv You: I'd better evacuate in case the bomb goes off! You: Sorry, gotta go! Bye! Stranger: bye
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: Hell You: tell me more about that. Stranger: hello You: how do you do. please state your problem. Stranger: 22 M china You: please go on. Stranger: What do you want to know more? You: you're not really talking about me -- are you ? Stranger: What are you com from? You: would it matter to you ? Stranger: I don't minde You: why don't you minde ? Stranger: I like make some friends You: do you say you like make some friends for some special reason ? Stranger: I need to learnenglish You: suppose you got to learnenglish soon. Stranger: I think that you speak english well You: what are your feelings now ? Stranger: Could you tell me what are you come from ? You: why are you interested in whether i am come from or not ? Stranger: I thikn it isimportant You: that's quite interesting. Stranger: Do you think so ? You: you're not really talking about me -- are you ? Stranger: No You: you are being a bit negative. Stranger: No You: why not ? Stranger: I speak lowely..pls don't mind You: you say you speak lowely ? Stranger: Yes! You: i understand. Stranger: My english is poor so that I need to make some friends for learning english You: is it important to you that your english is poor so that you need to make some friends for learning english ? Stranger: Yes! You: i see. Stranger: Could you help me ? You: suppose i did help you -- what would that mean ? Stranger: I can speak english a litte. so I need you to help me to speak well .OK? You: do you say you can speak english a litte for some special reason ? Stranger: I want to take a trip to America You: what if you never got to take a trip to america ? Stranger: Yes! You: you seem to be quite positive. Stranger: Tks! You: does that have anything to do with the fact that your english is poor so that you need to make some friends for learning english ? Stranger: What need to be done for learning english ? You: what is it you really want to know ? Stranger: I wang to know how to improve myself . You: you say you wang to know how to improve yourself ? Stranger: Yes . English Speaking You: i see. Stranger: I think that you shoule be not chinese You: what are your feelings now ? Stranger: Learning Engligh is very hard to me You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: I want to say that I need to learn english ,.Do you understand ? You: why do you want to learn english ? Stranger: I want to take a trip to USA You: suppose you got to take a trip to usa soon. Stranger: Tks You: please go on. Stranger: Could you help me to lear english? You: what makes you think i help you ? Stranger: it is felling ! You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: Yes! You: i understand. Stranger: tell me the best way to learn english You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: May be You: please go on.
