Post funny/strange Omegle chats here. If you haven't heard of Omegle: It's a website that randomly selects a stranger for you to chat with. Try it, it can be fun! Omegle.com If you want to "enhance" your chats, you can use a chat bot that automatically responds to a stranger. Just either drag this to your bookmarks bar or paste it into the URL bar when you are on Omegle: Code: javascript:void(document.body.appendChild(document.createElement('script')).src='http://tlrobinson.net/misc/elizabot/omegliza.js')
With the chat bot running. I underlined what I said: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl? You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: i am an inacorpte. You: do you believe it is normal to be an inacorpte ? Stranger: fron venus. You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: *from You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: i just had a congress meeting with the CDAP of Mars on the Hubble Telescope. You: you say you just had a congress meeting with the cdap of mars on the hubble telescope ? Stranger: making more sense? You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: they said that humans were intoxicicating the earth, so they're going to eliminate you very soon. You: what are your feelings now ? Stranger: i wiil NOt be affectyed. You: do you say you wiil not be affectyed for some special reason ? Stranger: *affected You: tell me more about that. Stranger: because i am a inacorpte, so i am both from mars and part cat. You: do you enjoy being a inacorpte ? Stranger: yes . You: i see. Stranger: are you entirely human? You: why are you interested in whether i am entirely human or not ? Stranger: i just told you i had a congress meeting in the hubble telescope. You: perhaps in your fantasies we just told each other. Stranger: i SHOULD know. You: that's quite interesting. Stranger: Are you human? You: would it matter to you ? Stranger: Not at all. Just out of interest. You: you've been chatting with bot for like ten minutes You: does talking about this bother you ? You: lol Stranger: nooo You: what does that suggest to you ? You: good times though eh Stranger: ARE YOU HUMAN? You: what if i were human ? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
it really is funny. This thing makes no sense at all most of the time and people just keep talking to it. Edit: Stranger: i think that youre bot You: you say you think that youre bot ? You: Your mom's a bot Stranger: xD You: tell me more about that. Stranger: are you (censored)? You: would it matter to you ?
this is b4 i used the code Stranger: Wild Pikachu appears! You: throws masterball Stranger: Pikachu was caught! Stranger: Would you like to nickname Pikachu? You: ash Stranger: ash was sent to Bill's PC. Stranger: It was placed in box DELETE! You: noes Stranger: Wild Chuck Norris appears! You: masterball fail to catch Stranger: Wild Chuck Norris used ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Stranger: It was super effective!
The chat would make no sense at all. Stranger: Hello. You: hi. what problem may i assist you with? Stranger: i do not understand. You: please elaborate
LOL. I'm loving this thread You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: Sup (censored)' Stranger: sup Stranger: m or f You: what's a morf Your conversational partner has disconnected.
OMG same thing happened to me! I was about to post it lol. Edit: 6322 users online You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey there fella You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: okey, why dont u take a seat over there ? You: what answer would please you most ? Stranger: yes You: you are sure. Stranger: would please me Stranger: yes You: does talking about this bother you ? You: you seem to be quite positive. Stranger: i am Stranger: it does not bother me You: do you enjoy being ? You: please go on. Stranger: i enjoy being positive very much You: that's quite interesting. Stranger: yesyes You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: so You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: today i kicked some black ass Stranger: yeah Stranger: sure You: can you elaborate on that ? You: that is interesting. please continue. You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: wtf Stranger: ur a bot You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: [CENSORED] or [CENSORED] You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: [CENSORED] OR [CENSORED] You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: okey Stranger: [CENSORED] OR [CENSORED]! You: please go on. You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: okey, let me put it this way You: tell me more about that. Stranger: Screw you im going home Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
AWESOME!!! Stranger: heyy You: hi Stranger: howa you You: good you? Stranger: i am also good =D You: GOOD!!! Stranger: YEAH!!!! You: tell me abut yourself Stranger: ummm i is from north england. love football play drums and guitar and create songs =] oh im a male 17 year old Stranger: you? You: cool You: I live in the USA You: you have a ipod? You: ipod touch? Stranger: i dont sorry. why Stranger: ? You: IDK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Stranger: :L:L:L:L:L Stranger: what are your interests? You: :::P: You: ipod,computers You: you? Stranger: same tbh Stranger: mac or pc You: cool You: I love macs Stranger: good You: I'm on one now Stranger: what type Stranger: im on my macbook You: iMad 24" You: iMac* Stranger: nice nice Stranger: how old are you? You: 17 and in north England also. Stranger: you said you were from america :O You: I was kdding Stranger: fine... where in the north You: in the nothest section Stranger: googleing are we? Stranger: :L You: no Stranger: what city You: edinmerg? Stranger: doesnt exist :L You: oh. Stranger: so what did you do today You have disconnected.
I love this. Stranger: wanker You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: Hell, yes. It does. You: you seem to be quite positive. Stranger: Can we just talk normal? You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: I don't like 'wanking' You: don't you really like 'wanking' ? Stranger: I want just to talk You: what would getting just to talk mean to you ? Stranger: Talking, have a nice conversation You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: How to continue? You: what answer would please you most ? Stranger: It looks like you're kidding with me. You: perhaps you would like to be kidding with you. Stranger: Are you a roboter that you're answering like in a ****ing second Stranger: just interested.. You: what does that similarity suggest to you ? You: please go on. Stranger: you're a roboter.? You: what makes you think i am a roboter ? Stranger: you answer in like a ****ing second You: what are your feelings now ? Stranger: that is unhuman You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: WTF You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: WTF Stranger: WTF Stranger: WTF You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. You: that is interesting. please continue. You: tell me more about that. Stranger: you're a ****ing roboter Stranger: stop kidding with me You: does it please you to believe i am a ****ing roboter ? You: i'm not sure i understand you fully.
LMFAO I love this chat bot. Some parts of the conversation I had to do myself since the questions were absurd. I've underlined the things that I actually said. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi im a 16 year old guy who wants to see a girl showing herselve on cam You: niiice You: what comes to mind when you ask that ? Stranger: that ure a girl who wants to get naked You: have you asked such questions before ? Stranger: no You: why not ? Stranger: cus i hasnt thinking of it erlier You: can you elaborate on that ? You: talk more about that subject? Stranger: are you a girl? You: why are you interested in whether i am a girl or not ? Stranger: cus i like girls You: that's quite interesting. Stranger: why You: what do you think ? You: cuz im a girl You: and i like girls You: and guys Stranger: nice You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: yea You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: do u have msn? You: what does that suggest to you ? You: yes, I do You: but please continue You: what is your favorite? Stranger: whats ure name so we can descuss it there You: i am not interested in names. Stranger: on msn You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: i want ure msn You: why? You: what would it mean to you if you got ure msn ? Stranger: cus i vant u to get naked You: do you say cus you vant u to get naked for some special reason ? Stranger: so i can see your hot body You: what makes you think of my hot body ? Stranger: i just want to see you finger youre pussy You: perhaps in your fantasies we just want to see each other. Stranger: yea so give me youre msn You: what does that suggest to you ? You: why should i? Stranger: cus i want You: what if you never got ? Stranger: then i disconnect and try it on somebody else You: can you elaborate on that ?
Lol pissed someone off Stranger: hi You: does talking about this bother you ? You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: about what? You: what comes to mind when you ask that ? Stranger: nothing at all, blanks late Stranger: slate* You: does talking about this bother you ? You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: not at all You: please go on. Stranger: not at all, at all You: tell me more about that. Stranger: . You: please go on. Stranger: ever thought of getting a life? no? ok, have fun
Stranger: chao You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: mmm You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: a mother of a daughter visited daughter's house You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: daughter wearing nothing and mother said what's going on You: are such questions much on your mind ? Stranger: daughter said it's love suit, mom you should try it on for dad You: you're not really talking about me -- are you ? Stranger: mother went home and wore lover suit waiting for the hasband You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: hasband's back and said to wife what's going on!? You: what is it you really want to know ? Stranger: wife said it's a love suit! and the hasband loughed and said You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: you better iron it before u put it on! You: what are your feelings now ? Stranger: i just told u a joke You: that's quite interesting. Stranger: u see You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: what u wanna talk about? You: have you asked anyone else ? Stranger: no You: why 'no' ? Stranger: i didn't feel like it You: can you elaborate on that ? Stranger: no i cant You: how do you know that you can't ? Stranger: because i didn't make it You: do you say because you didn't make it for some special reason ? Stranger: no my friend just told me You: your friend just told you ? Stranger: yea You: lets discuss further why your friend just told you. Stranger: because he made the joke and he thought it's funny enough to tell others You: what other reasons might there be ? Stranger: because he's my close friend, so he thought i can take it seriously You: why do you say your close friend ? Stranger: because we know each other for over 15 years You: don't any other reasons come to mind ? Stranger: not at the momoent You: but your close friend. Stranger: yea You: tell me more about that. Stranger: like i know what he likes and dislike You: you say like you know what he likes and dislike ? Stranger: and the way he thinks You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: or way he does You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: do u like gerkins? You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: no You: you are being a bit negative. Stranger: tell me about yourself You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: unless u tell me about yourself You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: emm You: please go on. Stranger: tell me about yourself You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: tell me about yourself You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: tell me about yourself You: tell me more about that. Stranger: tell me about yourself You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: tell me about yourself You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. You: youre talking to a god damn bot! Stranger: tell me about bot You: does talking about this bother you ? You: YOU ARE NOT TALKING TO A REAL PERSON! You: dumbass Stranger: it doesn't matter You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: can machines have senses? You: why do you mention computers ? Stranger: cuz u said u r bot You: please go on. Stranger: YOU ARE TALKING TO A REAL PERSON You: perhaps you would like to be talking to a real person. Stranger: r u mac or pc? You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: forget about it sorry i pissed u off You: i've told you that apologies are not required. Stranger: r u Linux? You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: I wish you had more variety of talk You: oh, i had more variety of talk ? Stranger: like if you wanna test human speaking to robot, You: do you wish that i wanna test human speaking to robot ? Stranger: it's too obvious that repeating stuff is too robotics You: please go on. Stranger: say "man, go on! talk to me!" You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Stranger: that't the bullshit You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: don't repeat You: tell me more about that. Stranger: more what? You: what comes to mind when you ask that ? You: are you really still talking to this damn thing? i just keep surfing the net while you look like a dumb ass Stranger: yeah it's funny man You: that is interesting. please continue. Stranger: better than changing to another person You: i'm not sure i understand you fully. Stranger: ok go on You: please go on. Stranger: any more sentence? You: what does that suggest to you ? Stranger: go on You: does talking about this bother you ? Stranger: more? You: ill try to save some of your brain cells for you. You: please go on. You: bye bye Stranger: that's new You: what does that suggest to you ? You: cuz its a real person talking now idiot Stranger: asl? You: please go on. You: youre so dumb You: .... Stranger: i know You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: IMMA FIREN MY LAZAR BLAGGH Stranger: girl or boy? Stranger: what? You: LAZAR?? Stranger: what des that mean? You: WILD PIKACHU APPERED, DO A DANCE? Stranger: are you are boy or girl?> You: PEDOBEAR!!! BLAGGJHHHH Stranger: /: Stranger: I hate pokemon You: WTF BOOOOOOM Stranger: you love pokemon?! You: HELLO IM CHRIS HANSEN TAKE A SEAT OVER HERE Stranger: really? You: SI NESSISITO EL QUESO Stranger: perfecto!!
