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    • Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO [April Fools News]

    Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by iphoneprogrammer, Apr 1, 2011.

    1. iphoneprogrammer

      iphoneprogrammer Well-Known Member

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      #1 iphoneprogrammer, Apr 1, 2011
    2. ShadowsFall

      ShadowsFall Well-Known Member

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      #2 ShadowsFall, Apr 1, 2011
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      Doesn't surprise me too much, Steve Jobs took a pretty long vacation to find out what he wanted to do next.

      FFFFFUUUU- Fell for the trap
       
    3. jxw245

      jxw245 Well-Known Member

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      #3 jxw245, Apr 1, 2011
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      Lololololol
       
    4. dxfan101010

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      #4 dxfan101010, Apr 1, 2011
      April Fools joke and not a very good one
       
    5. alain91

      alain91 Well-Known Member

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      #5 alain91, Apr 1, 2011
      This must be not a joke.
       
    6. MidianGTX

      MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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      #6 MidianGTX, Apr 1, 2011
      Say what?
       
    7. Spamcan

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      #7 Spamcan, Apr 1, 2011
      He was going to download his mind into a robot and retire a long time ago but it took the design team forever to figure out how to build a robot capable of wearing turtleneck sweaters.
       
    8. wootbean

      wootbean Well-Known Member

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      #8 wootbean, Apr 1, 2011
      probably would've fooled a bit more if the first sentence didn't say he was joining microsoft.
       
    9. K?!

      K?! Well-Known Member

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      #9 K?!, Apr 1, 2011
      Well played...
       
    10. HelperMonkey

      HelperMonkey Well-Known Member

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      #10 HelperMonkey, Apr 1, 2011
      How can he retire when he just recently died?
       
    11. backtothis

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      #11 backtothis, Apr 1, 2011
      +1, qft @ op.
       
    12. Sainter

      Sainter Well-Known Member

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      #12 Sainter, Apr 1, 2011
      They are also releasing the iPad 3D today!
       
    13. crex

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      #13 crex, Apr 1, 2011
      haha. lol. :D
       
    14. Watabou

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      #14 Watabou, Apr 1, 2011
      They didn't. What they actually said was that he was joining Bill Gates with his pursuit of philanthropy. :p

      Also, I don't think this is a good April fools joke either.
       
    15. lord-sam

      lord-sam Well-Known Member

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      #15 lord-sam, Apr 1, 2011
      Anyone want to join me in moving 'April Fools' to May, so it actually fools people?
       
    16. MidianGTX

      MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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      #16 MidianGTX, Apr 1, 2011
      That could work, but then you don't have the pleasure of making someone feel so obviously fooled when they should have known better.
       
    17. iphoneprogrammer

      iphoneprogrammer Well-Known Member

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      #17 iphoneprogrammer, Apr 1, 2011
      Wellshit. They fooled me lol. I legit believed this hahaha. FML
       
    18. Sainter

      Sainter Well-Known Member

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      #18 Sainter, Apr 2, 2011
      I heard that Steve Jobs didn't resign to join Bill Gates with his pursuit of philanthropy, but to actually pursue his true love of Surfing on the ASP World Tour.
       
    19. alain91

      alain91 Well-Known Member

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      #19 alain91, Apr 2, 2011
      At least his healthy issue isn't a joke.
       
    20. theatergirl78

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      #20 theatergirl78, Apr 8, 2011
      Awesome. Great April Fools :)
       

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