Steve Jobs has 6 weeks to live??

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  1. da shiz wiz 19

    da shiz wiz 19 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah cuz that worked out so well last time :rolleyes:
     
  2. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    Yeah so they'll definitely use Steve's decomposing corpse to run the business instead.
     
  3. CaptainAwesome

    CaptainAwesome Well-Known Member

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    Nah, it'll be like what SJP99 said. Except maybe instead of downloading his consciousness, they'll isolate his brain in a vat of fluid and communicate that way.
     
  4. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    Apple juice? :)
     
  5. CaptainAwesome

    CaptainAwesome Well-Known Member

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    Oh ho ho, good one, ol' chap! :p
     
  6. SJP99

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    no..it will be chocolate milk..everyone knows brains thrive in chocolate milk...
     
  7. Donovan1209

    Donovan1209 Well-Known Member

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    Yah but "apple" juice :p You know how Jobs runs the company called Apple :D JK nobody could not understand that this isn't not true.

    Anyway, he's probably already invented new stuff for the next 20-30 years or so ready to pump it out when the time comes after he dies. He already probably has a robot of some sort to put his brain into so he can live forever. Reminds me of Fallout: New Vegas really, with Mr. House in his super computer.
     
  8. Booch138

    Booch138 Well-Known Member

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    Hahaahha dude I was totally going to comment about New Vegas, Mr. House and Steve Jobs. Well done! Hahaha
     

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