If someone actually followed the game's advice and pushed someone over a flight of stairs thereby killing said victim. Who would be sued first? Apple or Secret Exit??? I deny having any involvement in the abovementioned homicide scenario or anything even close to it.
Mac injury is a perfect example of what happens when a well intentioned, technically skilled but unartistically gifted hack tries to imitate the work of the master. Many of the masses will be satisfied, but the true collectors secretly giggle.
We explicitly state that Dismounting should be left to computer simulations or officially licensed professionals. Considering how detailed our virtual example of a "what if" scenario would be in case of a manually assisted descent, it should be considered a warning in any case. It is doubtful anyone would assume the Dismountee to emerge unscathed from the event.
wow, good luck explaining that to apple. Don't overestimate their employees' IQ or logical reasoning abilities...
