Stair Dismount Touch - The Official Thread of Denial and Misinformation

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  1. Frand

    Frand Well-Known Member

    #1 Frand, Mar 9, 2009
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    We are not ready to announce a game called Stair Dismount Touch at this time. Such a game does not exist at all, or at the very least is not in reasonably late stages of development, or very playable at this time.

    Any rumors of screenshots coming soon are flat-out lies, and would certainly not represent a hypothetical product.

    If such a game existed, it might theoretically be a small-scale evolution from the original Stair Dismount - with perhaps support for custom faces on Mr. Dismount. It would be foolish to add a button for taking screenshots into the game, that would only make it easy to... take screenshots. Any such speculations should be dismissed for being redundant.

    [EDIT] We also deny that this officially unsanctioned screenshot would be official, or that the game would look like this.

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    There is no further information to deny at this time.
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    [EDIT] Nov 19th, 2009 - No point denying... Introducing the Stair Dismount iPhone Introduction video!



    [EDIT] Nov 23rd, 2009 - Stair Dismount is launching on Thanksgiving week 2009.
     
  2. sam the lion

    sam the lion Well-Known Member

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    if it existed, i wouldn't buy this one.
     
  3. 1337brian

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    This post never existed, but if it did, I would have to say you have piqued my interest...
     
  4. pante

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    that was strange :)
     
  5. sam the lion

    sam the lion Well-Known Member

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    mmm... I didn't try the pc version, but if I did, I wouldn't find the concept similar to ouch!
     
  6. spawn12345

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    wth did I just read :p
     
  7. Ph4ntom4

    Ph4ntom4 Well-Known Member

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    This was the worst developer post ever. I could not be less interested in the game if I was Bill Gates, and everything could dissuade me from my current opinion.
     
  8. Ph4ntom4

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    I also totally did not just find this thread on a completely different subject.

    Stair Dismount 2
     
  9. spmwinkel

    spmwinkel Well-Known Member

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    I did not just subscribe to this topic in order to be informed about new information here.
     
  10. Gieve

    Gieve Well-Known Member

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    I've no interested in this what-so ever, and would not have found some videos of a possible technology test, because, as we all know it does not exist. but if it did exist I'd have to say I would not be interested in buying it at all, here are some videos that have nothing to do with this. lets hope we never hear any more on this complete non-event ever! ;)



    there is absolutly no sign of Frand in the second video WHAT-SO EVER!
     
  11. Ph4ntom4

    Ph4ntom4 Well-Known Member

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    Just to add for misinformation purposes, these videos definately ARE from the iPod Touch and iPhone version of the game.
     
  12. jawslover

    jawslover Well-Known Member

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    weird thread lol
     
  13. Gieve

    Gieve Well-Known Member

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    I Know they ARE, but as is was released for all to enjoy, there is no chance it could have changed into the event that is very much not in question.









    this is not in any way hard to understand....... :S
     
  14. soup

    soup Well-Known Member

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    move along please !
     
  15. polyfonken

    polyfonken Well-Known Member

    #15 polyfonken, Mar 9, 2009
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    of course, the iPhone definitely CAN run that many moving physics objects on-screen at the same time. furthermore, we WOULDN'T like to see Frand fall down stairs repeatedly and would never include him in a product we aren't going to release, ever.
     
  16. GatorDeb

    GatorDeb Well-Known Member

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    O...


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  17. Donburns99

    Donburns99 Well-Known Member

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    This thread did NOT just make my morning a little bit brighter.

    No thanks.
     
  18. CandyNJ66

    CandyNJ66 Well-Known Member

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    I hear ya!
     
  19. PlayScreen

    PlayScreen Well-Known Member

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    I like this thread.

    Well Played!

    <golf-clap>
     
  20. nickels

    nickels Well-Known Member

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    There was never a game about falling down stairs, and if there was we have no knowledge of it. This discussion is over!
     

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