OP here.... I make lots of my own condiments, especially BBQ sauce. I am working on one right now that I will call "SrirachaQ"........ getting closer with each attempt.
Wasabi. The good kind will flush your sinuses right out. ^^Hilarious, I just read the post above this one^^
Just straight up mayo. Love that stuff. Put it on some chicken, add lettuce, then slap it between two loaves of bread. Now I'm hungry, thanks