so after yesterday's pants crapping fiasco...

so after yesterday's pants crapping fiasco ( http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=21156 ) its hard to imagine things getting much worse, luckily this time it involves no fecal matter or beer.

i have recently gotten into archery, I got two bows that my cousin left me after he passed away, they needed work parts were missing and strings were frayed/ I got one back yesterday, I was estactic, I took it to the range in the back of the shop. shot 3 arrows total, first arrow, not a bad shot.... to the right and low, second arrow not bad...in line but low, third shot HOLY HELL. This happened:

 

being as excited as I was to get this new bow shooting, I left my frickin arm guard in my pocket, and I also got some scorpions venom lube on my hands that lead to me not holding the damn thing straight and leaving a WONDERFUL cherry on my arm, and it's purple now, and raised much more than in that picture shortly after it happened. I will NEVER forget my armguard again.

 

will you come kiss it for me? jece already said she wouldn't.

 

hell yeah dude, some of the best lube money can buy.
and yes sicko, i was lubing up the shaft of the bow, not mine.


so much heat is generated when you shoot an arrow into a target that often times it melts itself into the target and is near impossible to get it, so if tou put lube on the tips, problem solved.