iPad SHEESH FINALLY. 30 and Dirty 1.2.1 out.

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  1. tsunami0ne

    tsunami0ne Well-Known Member

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    Title says it all....

    ... what did I change to get it approved?



    NOTHING.


    ;_;

    I just re-submitted it and emailed them asking them why they rejected it.

    Ugh, but anyways, about that contest I announced a while back, it won't happen. I had no idea the submission would take nearly 2 months. I already fired both my QA guys. One of them works at Sony now though! Who knows, I might come up with a new contest so stay tuned.... in the meantime, I need to submit my real online high scores.
     
  2. iPhoneGlobs

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    downloading now
     
  3. iPhoneGlobs

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    I guess its not ready yet. :(
     
  4. TheOZ

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    Were you guys friends when they were working with you? And if so are you still friends?

    Been waiting for the update for awhile i'll be downloading soon.
     
  5. iPhoneGlobs

    iPhoneGlobs Well-Known Member

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    Who are you talking about?
     
  6. iPhoneGlobs

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    ok I got it now! I'll post back with impressions.
     
  7. tsunami0ne

    tsunami0ne Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I knew them before they joined. They both had no real jobs so I gave them work to do, with very little pay. One of them has been a high school dropout for nearly ten years, and the other graduated UC San Diego and didn't have a job for a year, up until now. Now that they're off the payroll I can take all the sweet profits for myself.... yes! I average 70 cents/day... SWEET! That's almost a fish filet everyday!

    Anyways, with this update finally out, I will start work on the next update soon. Gotta bug the musician I hired to give me the last song I paid for and put in a large amount of useless FMV that's been sitting in my PC for a couple months now.
     
  8. LordGek

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    YES! That is the customer service Apple is renown for! Delayed this for months because of "...".

    You should have known better, TsunamiOne! Promise Apple you'll never pull those kind of shenanigans again and your next update approval will go much better! :confused:
     
  9. iPhoneGlobs

    iPhoneGlobs Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure it was the nipples.
     
  10. TheOZ

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    He hired people and they weren't doing their job so he was going to have a contest to choose which one got fired, but in the end he fired both of them.

    Maybe next time just go with beta testers, they're free. lol
     
  11. LordGek

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    In a case like that shouldn't one simply look deep inside themselves and AWPWD (Ask What Peetre Would Do)?
     
  12. iPhoneGlobs

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    What if I decide to have Nerdman shirtless at some point. Did they give you a nipple size limit?
     
  13. LordGek

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    Perhaps it wasn't the size but that they were so poorly drawn. Had he hired an artist it would be "ART" (much like black velvet Elvis paintings).
     
  14. jFND

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    This thread is one giant lol. I'll download the update now.
     
  15. tsunami0ne

    tsunami0ne Well-Known Member

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    Stay at home and watch anime.
     
  16. tsunami0ne

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    There must have been one, but they didn't tell me. If you look closely at the game HUD, on the left dpad, Peter has pixel sized nipples. No one ever bothered me about that.... but once I made them like 30 pixels wide and pink, they were bothered by it. I honestly thought the picture you get when you get a B rank or higher was more offensive, because Peetre looked totally nude and the girl had her hand near his penis, but that part was covered by a button, so it was all up to your imagination what was going on down there....
     

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