She Wants Me Dead Hello There Genres: Games Music Action Arcade Free Supported Devices: iPhone-3GS iPhone4 iPodTouchFourthGen iPad2Wifi iPad23G iPhone4S iPadThirdGen iPadThirdGen4G iPhone5 iPodTouchFifthGen iPadFourthGen iPadFourthGen4G iPadMini iPadMini4G iPhone5c iPhone5s iPhone6 iPhone6Plus iPodTouchSixthGen Minimum iOS Version: iOS 6.0 Download Size: 73MB She Wants Me Dead Hello There Max is in trouble. He pissed off his cat Lula and now she’s out to get him. And Lula is far from sweet. She is viscous, … Free Buy Now Watch Media DetailsMax is in trouble. He pissed off his cat Lula and now she’s out to get him. And Lula is far from sweet. She is viscous, cold and unforgiving. More dangerous than Lula are her traps – deadly and brutal killing contraptions with Max’s name written all over them. SHE WANTS ME DEAD is a side-scrolling platform game, released along megastars CAZZETTE’s new hit single with the same name. Your job is to help poor Max, whose only hope is to get through Lula’s deadly gauntlets in one piece. This might sound easy, if it weren’t for the fact that Lula really, really wants Max dead. But there is help. CAZZETTE’S NEW HIT SONG plays a major role in the game. Lula’s traps and other things in the environment move in rhythm with the music. Are you groovy enough to help Max find safe passage? Or are you as stiff as the corpse he’ll be when the traps hit? Content: - Crazy hard platform levels - Deadly traps - Gold frame achievements - A bunch of silly cat pictures - Awesome clothes and accessories Information Seller:Hello There Genre:Action, Arcade Release:May 13, 2016 Updated:Dec 08, 2022 Version:1.5 Size:141.0 MB TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating:Unrated Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal touchy85 Well-Known Member Jan 21, 2015 1,616 1 38 #2 touchy85, May 19, 2016 Subscribe to the TouchArcade YouTube channel Really want to like the game cause it looks and sounds so cool. But I just can't like it atm. The running and jumping animations are a bit awkward, but I can handle that. The controls are not great, you can only walk to the right and when you want to make a long jump there's a chance you jump twice, this is a super hard game and missing a bit of nuance in the controls sucks. Then there's the super high difficulty. In a game like Leap Day with checkpoints and lot's of fruit to buy checkpoints it just feels challenging most of the time. But here it feels like the difficulty is to kind of force you to buy them with real money. There are not a lot of coins to pick up and buy checkpoints and the game is so hard that I feel like the checkpoint buying will never end. bigrand1 Well-Known Member Apr 23, 2010 4,968 7 38 Geriatric Party Animal California, USA #3 bigrand1, May 19, 2016 Okay, ya scared ME away from this! Thanks for the heads' up, though! djstout Well-Known Member Jul 21, 2011 2,685 105 63 Sportscaster & football (soccer) coach Taiwan & Japan #4 djstout, May 20, 2016 Thanks for the review, I'll keep an eye on it in case they update it and fix everything as it does look cool but just like you, I wouldn't enjoy it so much with that many bugs. touchy85 Well-Known Member Jan 21, 2015 1,616 1 38 #5 touchy85, May 20, 2016 The steam reviews for this game are pretty good. Maybe it's not as bad as I think it is, the steam version is premium though. guzzla Well-Known Member Patreon Bronze May 12, 2015 162 0 0 #6 guzzla, Jun 3, 2016 I have an opposite opinion, I think the controls are great for a touch platformer. Very responsive, in fact I havent had a single death that I would blame on controls. I managed to get gold frames on the first four levels fairly easily, however the 5th has me stumped. There is a section at the very end with spring platforms where one throws you back to the left. The problem is that the screen has already scrolled past the platform you have to land on and you just die. I watched a playthrough of one of the other versions and this wasnt an issue, but I also noticed in that version you can move freely in both directions. Interested to see if anyone else has had the same issue. (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Do you already have an account? No, create an account now. Yes, my password is: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Subscribe to the TouchArcade YouTube channel Really want to like the game cause it looks and sounds so cool. But I just can't like it atm. The running and jumping animations are a bit awkward, but I can handle that. The controls are not great, you can only walk to the right and when you want to make a long jump there's a chance you jump twice, this is a super hard game and missing a bit of nuance in the controls sucks. Then there's the super high difficulty. In a game like Leap Day with checkpoints and lot's of fruit to buy checkpoints it just feels challenging most of the time. But here it feels like the difficulty is to kind of force you to buy them with real money. There are not a lot of coins to pick up and buy checkpoints and the game is so hard that I feel like the checkpoint buying will never end.
Thanks for the review, I'll keep an eye on it in case they update it and fix everything as it does look cool but just like you, I wouldn't enjoy it so much with that many bugs.
The steam reviews for this game are pretty good. Maybe it's not as bad as I think it is, the steam version is premium though.
I have an opposite opinion, I think the controls are great for a touch platformer. Very responsive, in fact I havent had a single death that I would blame on controls. I managed to get gold frames on the first four levels fairly easily, however the 5th has me stumped. There is a section at the very end with spring platforms where one throws you back to the left. The problem is that the screen has already scrolled past the platform you have to land on and you just die. I watched a playthrough of one of the other versions and this wasnt an issue, but I also noticed in that version you can move freely in both directions. Interested to see if anyone else has had the same issue.
