You're not the boss of me. Besides, I thought you were banned from there after that last incident involving the bucket of soapy frogs and the wetsuit with the bottom cut out.
Nope. I was banned from Biers for accidentally dropping and spilling around a pouch of silver dust, which took half of the regular customers away for a few months.
The reason I'm certain aliens haven't been to Earth are based on a very basic understanding of the laws of physics that make it near impossible to have happened. Even if warp drive and faster than light engines existed or even instantaneous travel, once you got to your destination, you would be subject to something called time dilation and when you got back home, hundreds of years will have passed and you would be greeted with " who the f*** are you?" Sorry to developers of game it's a nice game and am enjoying it. Love the graphics and good use of a decent UI. Oh and I don't drink!