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Discussion in 'Upcoming iOS Games' started by Eli, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. crex

    crex Doctor of Game of the Week-ology

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    I don't think Hodapp would ever pull such a cruel joke on us. At least, i hope not.
     
  2. drez

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    Don't you think that was part of the plan? It would be too obvious if it automatically was announced as free.

    Seriously though, think about it. This crap comes out of thin air, Hodapp hypes it up with basically no media, a domain was registered Tuesday and then we get the press release promising the world with no IAP or cost. I mean really? This is just a commentary on how much of a joke the iOS community is in terms of wanting the world at no cost.
     
  3. drez

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    I get the sense that he is pretty fed up with it all. iOS is a joke in the overall gaming community and I have to imagine that iOS journalists feel the results of that at big events like E3. Most of that is tied directly to the all the losers who whine and complain that we aren't getting World of Warcraft for $.99 with no IAP or subscriptions. He's been way more vocal lately about calling people out over it.

    Either way, what's the harm for TA? They get a laugh and their site will still be the biggest iOS site out there with the most active forums even if a handful of you throw up your arms and leave.
     
  4. Livett

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    It's going to be fun either way.

    If it's a prank it's a prank, it will have hooked a few people, including me I'll say but I've enjoyed it!

    Some of you seem overly aggressive about it being a prank though. Seriously, shut the **** up. "oh oh i told you it was prank", no gives a shit what you think. Let who want to think it's real or not believe it, or not as the case may be.
     
  5. Vovin

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    #105 Vovin, Jun 11, 2011
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    Dear Brendan,

    it will be true - and I'm gonna wet my pants laughing when you come crawling, excusing and shamefully leaving Touch Arcade. In a few days we all know who's the real fishy idiot.

    http://touchaholics.com/2011/06/10/dragonstryfe-officially-announced-june-14-will-be-a-date-to-remember-press-release/

    http://www.gamereactor.dk/nyheder/84452/Nyt+spilkoncept+pirrer/

    A glorious day is coming! Have faith! Have trust! It will be released - the game to end all games - and all nations will live in peace. This game will change lead into gold - because it can be compared to the alchemists stone. Water will turn to wine. A truly glorious day is coming.
     
  6. chaos_envoys

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    If it's a prank, so what? we can all laugh about it..
    If it's not, that'll be cool to have a great true free game in my iPhone.. :D
     
  7. B34$T

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    It isn't a prank by Hodapp because I doubt he would do this. I don't know what to think as the details don't tell us much other than dragons and multiplayer and totally free. Until I see pics or vid I will neither accept nor deny the game's existence.
     
  8. ImNoSuperMan

    ImNoSuperMan Well-Known Member

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    I thought that pic was a joke. Is that real?
     
  9. B34$T

    B34$T Well-Known Member

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    I aasumed it was based on some tweets I saw before that was posted.
     
  10. Monkeyy

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    Right here, of course
    I thought it might have been fake, although I have to admit that it looks real :eek: Just seems like a lot of effort and sudden hype for an iOS game that's meant to be free...
     
  11. Pacificsun0481

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    Exactly. I felt like this was being billed, by the hype as a next premium ($$$) title - worthy of raising the bar from Infinity Blade, visually.

    I wasn't expecting, nor looking for a free game. In fact, if it's free, I may shy away. I have little trust in anyone these days, and I don't like to give companies FREE access to my info - it's the price you'll pay, with something for nothing.

    (HATE freemium games, and all that they stand for too!)

    So really, Hodapp, might be disappointing the members who'd pay premium prices (me included in that) and let us down, too.
     
  12. TheJesusFish

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    Wait, you are going to prove it's not a prank by posting links to websites not in on the prank? WHY ISN'T ON TA YOU DUMMY?

    I realize that I come off as a little harsh, but in order to break through to you guys, I have to rock the real talk; this is real talk right now.

    If after all the clues and proof, you still believe this is real, you're an idiot. I really can't say it more succinctly than that. Your heart can rally against that idea all day long, but you need to let your brain take over here, and look at the facts.

    It's like Little Red Riding hood. Remember hearing/reading that story as a child? Red comes into the house, the wolf is dressed up as grandma, and Red walks up to him and starts talking, assuming it is grandma. And all along, 5 year old you is thinking "How can she be so stupid to think this wolf is her grandmother? Look at the obvious clues to the contrary you dummy!"

    And now, here you are, talking to the wolf. Don't be dummies you guys, don't be dummies.
     
  13. Vovin

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    All the Grimm fairytales have a true background.
    But I guess you have to be German to know that.

    Now silence, or I kill you, Infidel.
     
  14. TheJesusFish

    TheJesusFish Active Member

    Wow, every one of these statements is shoot-the-moon stupid. Well done friend, YOU'RE ALL IN!
     
  15. DaveMc99

    DaveMc99 Well-Known Member

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    Try to make your points without insults. Thanks.
     
  16. TheJesusFish

    TheJesusFish Active Member

    You have no idea how hard I am trying to do that. Thanks.
     
  17. WunDaii

    WunDaii Well-Known Member

    Try harder.
     
  18. TheJesusFish

    TheJesusFish Active Member

    You're a champion.

    Is that better? Thanks.
     
  19. crex

    crex Doctor of Game of the Week-ology

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    Reported for strong use of sarcasm.
     
  20. Jdragoon19

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    Area 51
    /sarcasm
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