Maxing up isnt required. I hitted it twice when the doll slightly hitted the edges of the gap and went through the plank with the head.
Alright, thanks ! I also have an issue with Breakthrough. I got the doll's head stuck twice but each time, the pile fell right and the target just stayed where it was. Is there a way to avoid that or is it just "try again and pray" ?
Now that's dedication, but then again we knew that about you El Numero Uno! In all seriousness though, thanks, I will hunt it down myself and bless your name as it is being consumed! Cheers!
SoF Rant Alright you stupid little green stalk and blockade of bushes, have you not heard the saying "Third time's a charm"? Apparently not when I fired at you only to be disappointed by your inability to cooperate with me. And so it goes, you've reduced me down to this. To call you names and belittle you in order to make me feel better...here's how I feel about you... If I were Jack and you were the beanstalk, you wouldn't reach the clouds, because you're too damn stubborn to fall, let alone grow and help someone out. If I were the Jolly Green Giant, I would eat cauliflower before you, you spineless green bean looking "fruit." Then I would get my skin bleached so no one would associate the two of us together. I'd like to see a match-up between you and The Incredible Hulk, at least while he is kicking someone's ass, I think somewhere deep down he realizes it's wrong. You just stand there straight up, "flexing" thinking you're all that. I took the Scott's Round Up 5-minute challenge, hell I turned it into a 5-week challenge and you still won't die you pestilent weed. John Deere tractors had to rewrite their warranty policy, causing the company millions in legal fee's, because you broke too many lawnmowers. It was no longer safe for the children to mow the lawn and lawsuits were abound. If in the early days of eco-activism, had they known how disruptive you were to people everywhere, there would be no such thing as "being green", they simply would have chosen another earthly color. And finally Son of Flex, if your father were Darth Vader, he wouldn't even have bothered to tell you that you were his son. Or better yet, he might have just killed you as a newborn. Wow, come to think of it, I DO feel better! Now please just die, so I can move on to the next level! Rhyno
Sof cont. Yeah what he said! And another thing, you're dad was a pussy ya stubborn effin weed, he fell in one and quickly, I guess the apple does fall far from the tree except that's sort of an oxymoron you fallin that is, you just stand there swayin in the breeze mocking me over and over again makin me lose sleep makin me lose my front page status, I used to mean something in this game I was front page I mattered now you've reduced me to one of the masses and it doesn't stop with you, your friggin cousin came and effed up the bonus room, I imagine your mother is next, yeah well she's ugly so there
Stevie, I second that opinion, one of the best stalk rants out there, Rhyno. And one of the best stalk rant add-ons, Frizzie, you boys are da best stalk dissers! As for this (cute) little bushy tail, I'm in need of yet another dominogo rant. And probably a good Quint rant would feel good about now. But two biggies at once? hmm.. could be dangerous. Shoot my face dangerous. Bite someone dangerous. But worst of all, Ragdoll gods dangerous. So for now I'll just gnaw on this goat carcass, release a little tension. Just for now. But I'll be back. Storin it up, ohhhh I'll be back.
I'm back Yeah, back. Yep, short wait.. I know. Just had to get my 300th post up, just for giggles. Whoooot! (Stevie style) Now the fox can retire. ...not! Well not while there's ranting to be done. But like I said, I'm gonna sit on it for now. Gnaw a bone. Mmm.. Wait on an effin piece of lumber to creep left (day 300?). Wait on an effin ice block to speed right. Oops, almost let one out. Chill fox chill. For now.
MR rant I hate Mega Ramp ! Getting a first shot that's powerful enough to get you to the platform, shoot up and make the doll get into that tiny hole and last but not least, making it magically hit the target through the beam... really, that's near impossible !
Not nearly as impossible as some of the other ones you will need to after once you drop that one. All I want to know is if Phantom X knows anything about eyes. Can you please give us all some exercises to do. I'm seriously thinking I need to force myself not to play anymore unless I buy an iPad.
Reporting In Haha, thanks! I had so much more to write, just wasn't sure anybody would want to read through it! I am happy to say that ranting DID pay off though...SoF has fallen to a 9. I know, I know it's an 8, but I think I'll wait for hell to freeze over before I come back to do that one. I mean, just because one's friend tells them to jump off a bridge doesn't mean that they have to do it right? Good! And the last bit of great news, this shave officially puts me in the Top 5. I'm pretty excited, just wish it were on the front page without scrolling...guess I'll just have to wait an extra 5 minutes the next time my iceblock gets next to the button on Quint . Rhyno RIP 243 PS The last, last bit of info...Foxy...I'm back on your toes!
Grats man, (not that happy about flattened foxy toes).. but I cheer for stalk fallage! Hmmm.. for whatever reason I can't get into plus to check leaderboard. And IMHO no post is ever too long, throw it on up there. We'll read it. Hey, go for a full pager .. Be the first. Ha!
Ahhh, thanks! Stalks falling is always a good thing for sure! I'll keep that in mind the next time I have a rant, perhaps I'll add an addendum to it when I decide to work on Flex's cousin RoF! I'm sure Frizzler will have some additional kindhearted words to add for us! Sorry to flatten anyone's toes, especially yours. Maybe it's just too darn crowded in here... Would it be better if I just went on ahead? Yeah right, I wish. These levels are intensely hard! Hear that Jester!! I had 3 ice blocks on the apex before the button this afternoon...perhaps...maybe not...probably too much to ask for in a 24 hour period from the kind and gracious Ragdoll Gods! (Rhyno bows before them and thanks them for SoF) Ok all, have a safe and Happy 4th of July! Cheers!
It's Official It's Official.... "Rants" are now more common and easier to make than "shaves" ! F'n Hell u wanna talk to me about that f'n bloody green stalk or that f'n bloody JG or that SoF'n bloody SoF etc f'n etc? Hey Wow...I really do feel much better now
Serious problem! Serious problem! I have a very very very serious problem.... I urgently need to know how to make the world's best Margarita! I'm currently using quite expensive (in Oz anyway at 75 bucks a bottle) 1800 brand Tequila, Triple Sec from France and using fresh squeezed lime at 25 bucks a kilo with genuine rock salt on the glass....but something is not right!!! Any thoughts??? p.s. Backflip this is NOT off-topic because I'll drink ém while shaving Promise!
