I was here during your legacy, I remember you. Awkward is what describes you. Very, very awkward. I refuse to bow down to your so called "legacy", and instead challenge you to a duel of wits and intelligence of the highest capability that man could ever possibly achieve. Do you accept this challenge? I will be awaiting your response.
So how, sir, have I lost a battle that was already over many eons ago. If you have not yet realized, this duel was ended at the beginning of time. Before any of you, or much of anything at all even existed. I'm sure none of you have realized, but kijib is just the same person I defeated, reborn. Who I continued to curb stomp in the face after the battle was over with. Good day, sir.
I'm not certain what you think you are trying to say, it seems as though you think this is a game. Which it is not. This is serious. If you honestly think kijib is even a human being, think again. He's been possessed by the devil, and I am here to exorcize him. With kijib in existence, life cannot go on. He'll be the cause of the world ending on December 21, 2012. And if you expect me to just stand by while you call this a game. That's just not going to happen. kijib is the anti-christ. And I need to stop him before he gets into any position of power in this realm of reality. PS: He also stole my sweet roll.
I don't know what is going on so I'll just bow to whatever overlord has the biggest supply of Hot Pockets and Red Bulls.