The Devil went to Jamaica. He was looking to sell some weed. He was doin fine, they were standing in line. It was excellent weed indeed. He came across a young man who was likewise peddling pot and the devil slid down the beach and said: Boy let me tell you what, I guess you kinda figured Im a reefer head, of course, and after all this time, I guess that Im a connoisseur of sorts. Now your stuff smells ok, but this can tranquilize a horse. I bet a million in cash against your stash cuz I think mines better than yours. The boy said: My names Johnny and you aint smoked nothing yet. One hit of this grassll kick your ass, you got yourself a bet. Johnny role a ball of hash and make sure its the bomb cause the devils got the kinda stuff they smoke in Vietnam. Youll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope, but if you cant the devil gets your dope. The devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned, and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Johnny owned. Johnny said: Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz. I done told you once, you sonofabitch: mines the best there ever was.
If it's been two weeks you should be okay, but drink a lot of cranberry juice just to be on the safe side.
My two cents...stay away from poppy seeds. That will give you a false positive no matter how much cranberry juice or bottled urine you buy.
I think 2 weeks is enough time to pass as long as it's just weed if not there really isn't much you can do about it honestly although I have heard of people putting bleach crystals into their samples and similar tricks. In my opinion your probably more likely to be caught doing that than failing though.
Yes, knew someone who had a poppy seed bagel the morning of a random drug test. Thing was everyone saw him eating the bagel so he was just retested on a different "random" day, but yes, it caused quite a stir for a bit, lot of explanations, "witness accounts" and stuff. Was at the time they were just discovering that poppy seeds can turn up in drug tests like that. So how did it work out? Did you get the job OP? Or is this one of the threads that people comment on for days after the actual fact and we never know how it turns out?
Well actually I was supposed to take it today. But I forgot my ID so I couldnt do it. So I have to do it friday. Ill post what happens here.
