name something that can be passed around?

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  1. Delusionaltool

    Delusionaltool Well-Known Member

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    #1 Delusionaltool, Feb 11, 2011
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  2. Delusionaltool

    Delusionaltool Well-Known Member

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    no sense of humor in here or what!!!! come on now!!!! :D
     
  3. Sxethang

    Sxethang Well-Known Member

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    That is some funny sh*t right there, I couldn't stop laughing!:D
     
  4. coconutbowling

    coconutbowling Well-Known Member

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    Saw the link, was like "yeah I'll watch this later"... Checked Facebook and someone posted this link. Laughed my ear off.
     
  5. Delusionaltool

    Delusionaltool Well-Known Member

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    hahahah! the look that steve harvey makes is classic!!!! but wow funny sh!t
     
  6. dumaz1000

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    The devil went to Jamaica
    He was looking to sell some weed
    He was doin' fine
    They were standin' in line
    It was excellent weed indeed
    When he came across a young man
    Who was likewise peddling pot
    And the devil slid down the beach to the kid
    And said boy let me tell you what
    I guess you kind of figured
    I'm a reefer head of course
    And after all this time
    I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts
    Now your stuff smells okay
    But this could tranquilize a horse
    I'll bet a million in cash against your stash
    Cause I think mines better than yours
    The boy said my names Johnny
    And you ain't smoked nothing yet
    One hit of this grass will kick your a@@
    You got yourself a bet

    Johnny roll a ball of hash
    And make sure it's the bomb
    Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam
    You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope
    But if you can't the devil gets your dope

    The devil packed a bong
    With a little Acapulco Gold
    And resin flew from his finger tips
    As he fired up his bowl
    He filled that chamber all the way
    And he took a mighty hit
    And as they passed it back and forth
    It gave them both a coughing fit

    When the bowl was finished Johnny said
    Hey man, that stuff was great
    But fill your lungs with some of this
    And prepare to vegetate

    Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane
    The devils in the backyard frying his brain
    Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank
    Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank

    The devil nodded off
    Because he knew that he was stoned
    And he asked if he could buy an ounce
    Of the stuff that Johnny owned
    Johnny said, Devil just come on back
    If you ever wanna catch a buzz
    I done told you once
    You son of a bi$^h
    Mine's the best there ever was

    And they fired up doobies one by one
    Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done
    Green as a bullfrog
    Sticky as glue
    Granny do you get high, yes I do


    Just don't mess up the rotation. Mess up the rotation and you're a dead man.
     
  7. Electric_Shaman

    Electric_Shaman Well-Known Member

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    Had a strain called Acapulco Gold in Amsterdam last year. It was pretty damn awesome. Think it might of won some Cannabis Cup award, can't remember now :D
     

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