Trust me. I know. She probably already cheated on you by now. The statistics are NOT in your favor. Be more observant from now on. You might end up in the "Cheaters" tv show. Good luck.
so your complaining about she doing that to your iPhone? Seriously see the other point? It's sad that you forgot your wife's birthday. You should of known that with out a stinkin note/reminder on your iPhone. Very sad...
Damn you monk. You had to bring back this thread. Anyways like I said, I trust her completely and would rather stay this way only instead of worrying bout she cheating on me as that would only make things worse for both of us even if she has no such intentions. Trust is the only thing I can do and that's what it's gonna be as long as possible
Always ready to bring back your bad memories. You don't have to worry about it. According to statistics, she probably already cheated on you. Don't say i didn't warn ya buddy. Check the kid next time. Remember!
You definitely should because since you already have a kid, the odds are even higher she had already cheated on you!!! The boat is more leaky than i thought!
Quick! Deploy the torpedoes! All hands on deck! Fire on the poop deck! EDIT: While reviewing the above statement, I have come to the astonishing conclusion that I just sent all my crew to their deaths at the hands of a terrible fire.
I find nothing amusing about hetero melodrama. Do us all a favor and get yourself a newer, better, younger wife.
Ha ha ha that is really crafty of her..... and a good reminder to keep a hard copy of my girlfriends birthday somewhere.... It's a medical fact though... men are bad at remembering birthdays.
Ha, 6 pages and no one bagged on the OP for being too slowww to grab the amazing once in a lifetime comeback opportunity. On checking the iphone (I presume in front of her) and then denying knowledge of any special date, and her telling you what she did, you CLEARLY should have said: Well, I knew it WAS your birthday, but I assumed you had a VERY good reason for invading my privacy by deleting a date from my iphone, and that maybe you were feeling bad about the fact that your [ ] years old, and just didnt want to be forced to think about how old you are as a gift and party would do. So I took back your present, a [amazing gift]. Have to respect your wishes and all that. You would still have ended up on the couch, but would have been so worth it.
yeah, if you're already on the couch does it make much of a difference? Might as well play the cards you were delt
Man, she touched your iPhone. She touched YOUR iPhone. I recommend you take your kitchen knife and write on her back "iPhone". The next day when she finds her bed bloody, you will say "what date is it?" she will answer "I'unno.". Then she will ask why you're asking. As she says "Did I forget something?". "Don't you remember?". She will answer "No, I don't, actually." and then, after a dramatic pause... "It's judgement day." Stab her 10 times, spit on her wounds and hide her body. Good luck with it.
Is it just me or did you guys think of something totally different up to this part?! Sorry about the bump superman found this on zincous' page
The friggin' point is that she got you. Now what, you're going to mess up her phone? Get revenge? Wow! She touched your iPhone! Seriously, big deal. She was just testing you if you remembered her birthday. Instead of getting her back and dropping her phone and doing something malicious to her, APOLOGIZE. Do something SPECIAL to her. Buy her a really expensive gift like jewelery and just give her a hug and kiss and say "I'm sorry for forgetting. It won't happen again." Take her out to an expensive restaurant! Life isn't about "what's mine" and "what's yours." So what she touched your phone? You guys are married. She definitely has the RIGHT to touch your phone.
