Apparently there's a site called FML (don't want to link it just in case it's not safe for this board). There's three free FLM apps, I recommend F-MyLife because you can read the comments, the stories are hilarious, and people can leave comments on the stories. [app]F-MyLife[/app] - has categories and you can read the comments. [app]FMyLife2Go[/app] - has categories but you can't read the comments. [app]FML FMyLife[/app] - one at a time and you have to shake the iDevice to go to the next one. They use FML instead of spelling it out all the time, so I haven't seen profanity on the descriptions, apps, or stories. Sample: * Was babysitting young twins, they fell asleep, drew something I shouldn't have on the dry erase board between their beds, realized I used a sharpie. FML. * Came home and all my stuff, including a 42" plasma TV, was smashed in the garden. My girlfriend said a woman left a message on the answering machine saying last night was fun. It was my mom. FML. * Today I'm wearing a panda suit for a promotion at work. FML. * My three-year-old offered me graham crackers. I said oh how sweet and ate a few and then said all gone! She said don't worry mommy, I have more, and took some more out of her underwear. FML.
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid **** everywhere she went. FML
obviously a lot of us havent heard of this before, but this site has been up for a long time, and im a daily viewer to the FML app, every night before sleeping i check it, some sound fake and some are absolutely funny, must have free app
