Mustard or Mayonnaise?

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Mustard of Mayonnaise?

  1. Mustard

    17 vote(s)
    34.7%
  2. Mayonnaise

    32 vote(s)
    65.3%
  1. craighauser

    craighauser Well-Known Member

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    Heard it's good on dog too.
     
  2. d1

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    LMFAO dayummmmm...
     
  3. drelbs

    drelbs Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but they call it "fragrant meat" here. ;)
     
  4. craighauser

    craighauser Well-Known Member

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    Haha, that was bad. I apologize in advance to anyone who may be offended. ;)
     
  5. Boardumb

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    Thank you, this is the commercial I was looking for. Lame, lame, lame. "we are Miracle Whip, and we will NOT tone it down". LOL what? You hear that establishment, we're the youth of this generation, and we DEMAND a zesty oil based condiment. Don't you DARE tell me what mayo I can use, I'm an INDIVIDUAL. Stuuuuuupid. :rolleyes:
     
  6. Somerandomdude

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    Where's the ketchup? It's the greatest condiment known to mankind!

    But as far as this goes, I'm goin for mustard. Mayo is just weird... I've tasted it. I can at least eat mustard on a hotdog, trying mayo is just... disgusting.

    My vote in the poll went for mustard, but my real vote goes for KETCHUP!
     
  7. Outkast1

    Outkast1 Well-Known Member

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    Spicy mustard and Sriracha all day! Mayo is weird... it's just eggs and oil right... yeaaaah. it's good with like a turkey sandwich or chicken salad but i think that's basically it. Where's the Europeans? Why do you guys put mayo on french fries?
     
  8. RankoSao

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    mayo on french fries!? thats...thats MADNESS!!


    ...and yet strangely interesting...will have to try it with miracle whip...
     
  9. CDubby94

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    Mmm... Sriracha.

    I fed it to my dog once.
     
  10. MidianGTX

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    Mustard looks like something that leaked from a dead bum's ear. Probably tastes the same too come to think of it.
     
  11. CDubby94

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    Coming from London vinegar must be your go-to condiment huh? :p
     
  12. MidianGTX

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    I haven't had it in ages, but yeah it's quite nice on CHIPS. Vinegar on salad is just plain rotten though.
     
  13. Outkast1

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    That's funny, I love it on Fish but usually try to avoid getting it on the fries :) I'll have to try it next time. Can you answer my mayo with fries/chips question? Is it as common as we US of A'ers think it is?
     
  14. da shiz wiz 19

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    I love mayo on my fries. With ketchup of course.
     
  15. Outkast1

    Outkast1 Well-Known Member

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    you're getting deported :)
     
  16. da shiz wiz 19

    da shiz wiz 19 Well-Known Member

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    b-b-but why?
     
  17. Outkast1

    Outkast1 Well-Known Member

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    cuz you need to take that mayo and fries crap to Europe... and bring techno music with ya :D
     
  18. MidianGTX

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    Strangely enough, I used to hate mayo... then for one day and for no reason whatsoever I really got the urge to buy some KFC Crispy Strips and dunk 'em in it, now I love it. I still have no idea how that happened.

    So yeah, I'll put it over fries, probably more so than other people... I think most people in the UK will eat it if it's in a burger by default, but won't go out of their way to totally drown fries in it.

    What I can't get my head round is Americans having waffles with syrup for breakfast... to us breakfast is seen as the mandatory healthy meal of the day, even if we're not especially health-conscious it's just assumed that it'll consist of either cereal (preferably low in sugar) or toast... oddly enough the traditional fried English breakfast ruins that rule, but we'd never consider something as sweet as waffles. I think it'd make me feel sick.
     
  19. RankoSao

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    Who DOESNT love waffles and syrup? or PANCAKES and syrup? mmm.....
     
  20. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    Well I'm not a huge waffles/syrup fan anyway, but even if I was, something that sweet as soon as I wake up? It'd be like throwing my stomach into a frozen lake.

    ...alright that was a weird analogy, but it kinda works. Is there a lot of energy in pancakes and syrup? The idea of breakfast is to power you up for the day and at the moment I'm thinking cereal does it best... maybe with some fruit or OJ.
     

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