drelbs is my new hero because he posted Mr Show. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread! (Warning: Mayonnaise will expire before Mustard) Anyway, no contest, voted for mayo all the way. I love the stuff, but can't even mention the word around my dad or he'll literally beat the snot out of me. It's crazy how much some people absolutely HATE mayo. And sorry East Coasters, Miracle Whip is crap.
What's weird is my dad's from Philly, and says that there's Miracle Whip on like EVERYTHING. It's weird cause I never really knew about it being on the West Coast, I don't think it's very popular over here. I tried it one time and it tastes like spoiled mayo to me. But that's cool if you like it!!! I was actually looking for these certain Miracle Whip commercials when I found that kid, so I'm sure "you people" (Miracle Whippers) aren't all like that. In CA Miracle Whip had the lamest ad campaign, that's what I was initially lookin' for.
the big draw of miracle whip is that its got this weird...tanginess to it, which makes it a lot more interesting to eat than plain mayo.. its good for me because the only kind of normal mayo i like is the stuff they put in the chicken sandwiches at burger king
I make both but I suppose mustard is more versatile in my diet; it is even the base for my salad dressing.
I can't stand condiments. I don't know why, but I refuse to have any liquidish substance in my sandwhiches besides BBQ sauce or marinara (them italian paninis are delicious).
And remember folks, mayonnaise includes Kewpie! Sooooo good with raw scallops and flying fish eggs (wrapped in seaweed with some sushi rice...)
