I should also mention that this is not your average modern game that your grandma could beat on a single play-through. This game is HARD. There are some Ninja Gaiden and Megaman style situations that make you want to smash your iPhone. But it feels good when you finish
LOL! Jesús, Spanish style. That's funny If this game sells well, there will be updates to add more episodes. Maybe you'll get a sidekick, "Buddhy", who is really fat but is a pacifist so he's relatively useless.
Saw the thread title, thought, this would be pretty cool. Watched the video and now I'm really excited. THIS LOOKS SO AWESOME! Love the graphics, music, visual, and all. Can't wait to play this.
COOL! Maybe Buddhy has a (en)lightning ability that blinds/stuns enemies so Chris T. can finish them off. Although I was a bit worried about the difficulty Style but since you mention Ninja Gaiden I am really worried! You know they did not intend to make NG so hard but they had absolutely no time left to balance the gameplay in any way. This would make NG actually not the hardest but the worst designed Videogame
Absolute retard. How you are allowed to waste our Oxygen is a mystery to me. Jesus owning Sumo and Tigers is too damn good, throw in some sweet Moon exploration and some Pizza powerups... with a final sprinkle of Devil ownage and you have yourself one ticket that I'm front in the line to purchase.
You know what Jesus really needs, given the general theme of the game? He needs a special ninja move or two. I mean, how awesome would Jesus delivering a flying bicycle kick to the face of a hapless Yakuza thug be? You don't f*ck with the Jesus.
disgusting and offensive bullshit. pity that peoply actually consider to release this. Hmm imagine... not Jesus but Mohamed - the dev would be stabbed in a second... tolerance, yay!
Let me guess. You're going to rant about this to ten of your friends, who will each rant to ten of their friends, and so on and so on. Then, once 10,000 people have heard about it, you will start ranting about how it managed to squeeze into the top 100.
If this gets approved, I wonder if any of the staff will have the balls to feature it somewhere... Doubtful. (Both featuring and it passing in the first place) But it would be rather funny...
Any News I'm making a game that also shares an uncertain approval. If your games passes I'll feel more safe. My game is Ninja Steve after that one I got a bigger Steve in my plans. So plz let me know whazzup Cheers
Intriguing... First off, I like the gameplay and the 12-bit visuals, but I don't believe that you should call it a Jesus platformer, just cause it is bound to create problems and stuff. Chris T. is a great character. Also, I'd like to point out to fellow posters that I'm a Muslim, and we believe in Jesus too, and he is one of the Messengers of the God. Before most people start mumbling nonsense, let me say that the depiction of any real human being is prohibited in Islam, let alone the prophets. So, stop yapping off about the dev not having the balls to make a Character out of the Prophet. Also, no one really knows how Jesus really looked and the same stands for Prophet Muhammad, so stop losing your marbles already. Good job to the dev, and I hope you change the thread's name to avoid undue and unwanted attention ( or maybe you actually wanted to make it viral ).
