Minigore (Hardgore prequel)

AND YOU KILLED IT!!!!!lol jp. is that a new record?

 

That's because we're all so ****ing tired of sitting here waiting.

 

this is absolutely ridonculus.....absolutely ridonculus. im tired of waiting as well.

 

i actually really enjoy waiting for this! unlike most people here

 

How can you enjoy it? I just wanna play this one damn game. THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU APPLE!

 

i just want my minigoat to come home he went missing

 

That's cause I stole your MiniGoat.

 

Fail

 

There are still chances it might come out today. Just keep hoping.

 

I'm losing hop that it's coming out today, unless they do a late night release

 

my hope has ran out. Because I live in England and its now 00:23. So for me he fails.

 

It's only 4:30pm here.

 

I hope the British failure does not pass over to you. lol. I wish my mind had an alarm that was connected to the appstore that would wake me up if it came out durng the night.

 

Also just to let you know looking at appshopper apple have released quite a lot of updates and apps in the past couple of minutes

 

I'm more excited for Hardgore. If it has the same gameplay as Minigore, it's gonna be epic! Can you give us more info on Hardgore, Timo??

 

IVE FIGURED IT OUT!!! I KNOW WHY ITS TAKING SOOO LONG!!!!!

Yall remember how they said there was a naked babe that comes out at like 50000 points right? Well maybe they heard about it and are trying to get that high score to see if its true and reject it!!! THAT MUST BE IT! THERES NO OTHER ****ING WAY A GAME WITH ONE ****ING LEVEL COULD TAKE THIS ****ING LONG TO ****ING APPROVE!!! NO ****ING WAY!!!

 

Erm, you do realise Apple has the means to check if anything like that exists without having to get the high score.. right? Or are you just a complete imbecile?

 

Why of course!! Thats the only logical explanation for why its taking so long!! ... Idiot

 

That was the dumbest thIng i have ever heard.