Minigore (Hardgore prequel)

RE4 is out... but still no MINIGOAT!!

 

i know hoo gives a crap about RE4

 

Yes, where is MiniGoat? I've been waiting all week for it. Oh wait, that's minigore

 

you have the eye of a thousand gypsies

 

i would rather have a minigoat then minigore

 

I'm.... going to have to put that as my wallpaper... yessir

 

ive gone through 3 minigoats in the past month

 

give me one

 

Mhmm, they're superb with gravy. Oh, I almost forgot, if you have the chance to pick up some MiniCat, they go great together.

 

i dont eat them, I use them to carry the items I sell to the homeless

 

Wow its not out yet. **** Apple. Damn sons of bitches.

 

you know they almost called the company banana

 

That would've been fun.

 

Times like this, I wish I had a mic so I could prank call Apple

 

Minigore's never going to come out.
I'm giving up. (Not really.)

 

im gunna make a company called orange and its gunna screw apple up the a** or maybe ill call it lemon

 

search lemon party on google... at your own risk!

 

This is never coming out. I can feel it.

 

This is revolting, my friends went through a period where they kept trying to get me to visit it, I knew it wasn't anything good, but my curiosity got the better of me. Don't visit!

 

scarred...