Minigore (Hardgore prequel)

they should make minigore for the pc so i can try it on my computer right now........

 

Ok guys. Im home. Like I promised, me and my brother are gonna call Apple (1800APLCARE). But we dont really know what to say....lol....

 

Hardgore is going to be amazing but once again HARDGORE WILL NOT BE A TOWER DEFENSE!!!! the dev has stated several times that it will be more like a village defense with a huge twist that pushes it out of the tower defense genre

 

Just say "Have you checked out Mingore yet?"

 

how about this....

Hi, i was wondering.....WHERE THE BEEP* IS MINIGORE? YOU BEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEEEEEEEEEEEPP*!!!!!

i think that'll teach them a lesson....XD

 

Ok...I was thinking something like this.....
Red = Apple
Blue = Me

The Phone Conversation:
"Hi welcome to Apple...blah blah blah"

(40 button presses later...)

"Ello (Indian accent) welcum to abble wut wud yo like us todo"

"Quick question. There was an application submitted a long time ago. July 11th. Its called MiniGore. There is a massive amount of ppl waiting for this game and I was just wondering when its coming out? Its been a very long time and all other apps subitted around the same time were released."

"Alla"

"Ok thanks bye"

 

ahaha "alla".......

 

Just call already

 

have you even ever tried calling or is this your first time?

 

That literally made me laugh out loud really hard.
ALLA?

 

Eh....idk if itll be worth it.....I honestly dont feel like listening to a buncha Indians mumbling random words at me while I stare at the phone wondering what there saying.....

 

It can't hurt.
Don't be embarrassed. Lol it's not like they'll ever see you again.

 

i dont even think there gonna say anything useful

 

Yeah, I don't blame ya, I wouldn't want to listen to Khalid Shakih's evil plans to get back at Apple either.

 

Yea but what if I call them again because my iPod gets screwed up and theyre like:

"(whispereing) Fu.ck. Its that fu.ckin kid that called us about minigore. (then says to me) Yea uh dont worry kid its fine."
*hangs up*

 

ahahahaha!!! that sounds great!!! You should totally ask about A.D.D. by IUGO too! I've been waiting a long time for that one also! They told them to re-do the restrictions and they did and resubmitted and its been a long time since then. Anyone else mad about that one too?

 

Well actually they won't see him at all

 

exactly......Apples stupid.....

 

But they make the best gadgets in the world... Weird huh?

 

Just use an angry Asian accent when you ask about Minigore.