Robot pregnancy? May Arcee could get knocked up? that could be (Not) funny with a robot going through pregnancy hormones in the middle of fight deceptions so that way she would be turning on her own team if they happen to say something that offends her which goes off into a half hour rant every time this happens revolving around "WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL!!"
Hahaha And maybe, taking cues from the great (stupid) scene from the amazing (COMPLETELY HORRENDOUS) Transformers 2, in which the college girl, who attempts to rape Sam and turns out to be a robot, Arcee could actually be a human, who has some form of disease that makes her look like a robot, thus explaining the pregnancy. Also, it must reincorporate random racial jokes and drug references, so as to make those rowdy teenagers laugh AND keep the parents fooled into thinking it's simply a 3-D version of the beloved cartoon.
Arcee was already in Transformers 2 though... Just in a very small role to pretend to please transformers fan. As an autobot. But yes we need more racism and drug references! How about Sam and Bumblebee smoke pot together for the first time while camping in the mountains and Bumblebee begins playing some Bob Marley or Jefferson Airplane which soon results in a magical night of Robot/Human love between Sam and Bumblebee
I have no idea WTF is going on up there ^^^^^ but I sure a f***ing hell won't be seeing the godawful peice of s*** transforemers 3 is going to be. F***ing really, the only f***ing reason I went to see transformers 2 was to see Megan fox. It was a pretty f***ing lame movie but hey, I got to see Megan fox and my d*** f***ing liked it. I swear to god I will never f***ing see another one of Michael bays s*** a** movies ever again unless she's in this one.
Ah, true. Tried to block most of that movie out of my mind hehe. And this pot-smoking love adventure will result in Optimus becoming jealous, as he was "not invited," and decides to exact his revenge by spreading Facebook rumors, through his built in Blackberry (good opportunity for more blatant advertising) Also, the twin robots crack more sex jokes, and attempt to rap, and thus give the movie an "edgy" feel through their critique of the human mindset. The rap will include eloquent lines such as "OH YEAH!", "BOIIIi!", "BALLS!", and assorted racist remarks.
Oh hell yeah! But maybe since Michael Bay has admitted to writing the brothers out of the film we should get a new set of twins.... How about Valley Girl speaking Autobots!? "Liek did you see Optimus's Oil PIpe" "liek yeah I did... so small I mean i just had to liek update my twitter about it" "liek yeah I know! we just need to liek go party riet now!" "yeah I know! I like wanna smoke some gasoline!" "liek yeah bee otch!"
