I realize that you might be creating these threads because it brings joy to you, and you believe that they are funny. Some of them are truly funny, like this one, but the vast majority of them are superfluous.
Forsooth my darling, The bonds of sycamores sweet Shan't have but a glance on our embrace. Our love is a weld unbroken, Amid so many others lost to the darkness. We shall forever be united through The perils of life and tragedy. So answer me this, my sweet love: ...Are you making pizza or chili dogs tonight? I'm starving!
