Looking for new recruits to join the Spam Police Force on the forums.

Discussion in 'Site Feedback and News' started by Eli, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. coolpepper43

    coolpepper43 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Aug 31, 2012
    4,615
    7
    38
    On the toilet
    We need to start having a "post of the week" competition. I think you've won for this week. ;)
     
  2. saansilt

    saansilt 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Mar 23, 2013
    3,291
    0
    36
    Thanks guys, I was just winging it with that post. Twas fun.
     
  3. IzumiNowa

    IzumiNowa Well-Known Member
    Patreon Bronze

    Jul 31, 2015
    232
    0
    0
    Unemployed/part-time job
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Anonomation

    Anonomation 👮 Spam Police 🚓



    Lol I'm just seeing this, that was amazing.
     
  5. saansilt

    saansilt 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Mar 23, 2013
    3,291
    0
    36
    Oh come now gentlemen, it's just a forum post. I appereciate the kind words but it isn't like that it is actually good writing right?
     
  6. Valentia

    Valentia Well-Known Member
    Patreon Gold

    Jan 20, 2009
    618
    1
    18
    Female
    Retired!
    California
    It was vastly entertaining and I would happily have read more!
     
  7. saansilt

    saansilt 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Mar 23, 2013
    3,291
    0
    36
    Well in that case after my creative writing project is over I'll fix something up.
     
  8. klink

    klink 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Jul 22, 2013
    1,617
    0
    0
    No thank you
    USA
    I'm not sure if this is new but I can now clean up spam using Safari on my iPad.
     
  9. saansilt

    saansilt 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Mar 23, 2013
    3,291
    0
    36
    Yes that is a thing.
    I should annouce that sooner than later.


    NOTE TO ALL SPAM POLICE:
    YOU CAN ACESSES THE BAN AND CLEAN FROM SAFARI ON IPHONE AND IPAD. SIMPLY LOG IN ON SAFARI AND YOU ARE GOOD TO GO.
     
  10. Anonomation

    Anonomation 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    And now I know!


    (I think Eli pointed that out on the first paw of the forum)
     
  11. Anonomation

    Anonomation 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    I... just banned... for the first time...


    MWAHAHAHAHHA!!!
     
  12. saansilt

    saansilt 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Mar 23, 2013
    3,291
    0
    36
    Just remember that bans are final/near final.
    Be careful and make sure of your targets.

    If you pull that trigger YOU are accepting full responsibilty for what happens.
     
  13. 7lilwhitewolf7

    7lilwhitewolf7 Well-Known Member

    Feb 1, 2012
    3,127
    15
    38
    Male
    Not hear on earth
    Georgia,Cleveland Ohio,Texas,New York
  14. Vovin

    Vovin 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Nov 28, 2009
    6,514
    3
    38
    Germany
    Are we allowed to delete "spam" threads that contain self-promotion/advertising?
    Threads, where someone with 1 posts goes like "heeyyoooo, look what I totally, superaccidentally found on the Appstore and this is a great game blah blah!"? :)
     
  15. Nullzone

    Nullzone 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Jul 12, 2013
    3,669
    79
    48
    Male
    Which is exactly why I report a post when I am in doubt, with an explanation why I think it qualifies as spam.

    Also, I had one account recently that was smart enough to wait a week or two before posting spam.
     
  16. saansilt

    saansilt 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Mar 23, 2013
    3,291
    0
    36
    Sleepers are a problem. Just report him. Do not hesitate to kill full blown all out spammers though. Just bam them.
     
  17. Anonomation

    Anonomation 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    I really don't get these spammers, it's like they think people are gonna instantly swerve off the site and go buy the random bull they post.
     
  18. Nullzone

    Nullzone 👮 Spam Police 🚓

    Jul 12, 2013
    3,669
    79
    48
    Male
    From what I know, this is mainly about disruption:
    Bayes filter and Search Engine poisoning.
    Specificially, by flooding them with "harmless" keywords in connection with spam (for the Bayes filters). And getting the links "out there", to be picked up by search engines and influencing their results.
    Typically, there also are link farms behind those URLs.
     
  19. Nekku

    Nekku Well-Known Member

    May 31, 2013
    1,542
    7
    38
    #59 Nekku, Nov 15, 2015
    Last edited: Nov 17, 2015
    Well, some might. Who knows.
    It's not like they lose anything by sending out those bots on their own, spamming as much forums as possible. But they might get some new customers this way for sure.
     
  20. bigrand1

    bigrand1 Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2010
    4,968
    7
    38
    Geriatric Party Animal
    California, USA
    Would like to join the ranks of the elite! Sign me up, man! :D
     

Share This Page