Looking for new recruits to join the Spam Police Force on the forums.

Discussion in 'Site Feedback and News' started by Eli, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. metalcasket

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    AWWWWWWW TOUCHARCADE, DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR YOUR NEW SPAM POLICE AND FEEEEL THEIR POWAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!

    *plays Final Fantasy victory theme on trombone*
     
  2. coolpepper43

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    Thanks Eli! I won't let you down.
     
  3. cloudpuff

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    Did direct messages not count? I sent the message when the thread was only up to Klinks first post. I'm not seeing what Eli describes so just wanting to make sure I've not been added, because if I have, something's not right :) No biggie, just wanted to make sure.
     
  4. klink

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    I cleaned up my first lot of spam this morning. It was invigorating. :)
     
  5. IzumiNowa

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    I wielded the ban hammer myself today :)
     
  6. metalcasket

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    It never gets old. I've been a mod roughly 3 years now and it still feels the same now as it did then. :)
     
  7. Echoseven

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    #27 Echoseven, Sep 12, 2015
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  8. IzumiNowa

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    When i vanquish the spammers.. i feel like i am Thor..

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  9. metalcasket

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    You did some epic cleaning up today, my friend. Good job!
     
  10. Echoseven

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    Yeah, the Spam Police folks have been doing a helluva job. Thanks guys, it's a huge help that everyone on the forums appreciates.
     
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  12. saansilt

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    And now Kronk is our mascot. Dagnabbit.
     
  13. rIcHrAnDoM

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    I'm usually on at odd hours of the morning when spamming used to seem out of hand, at times. You all are doing a fine job. Small measures like this are why TA remains my goto
     
  14. squirpe

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    Missed this thread but glad to see the ranks of spam police have swelled. I'll keep reporting :) one touch ban and clean ... Gotta love that feature :)
     
  15. Echoseven

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    There are worse options out there!
     
  16. 7lilwhitewolf7

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    You Folks are Awesome! Thank you all for keeping TouchArcade the # place to be for me & all TouchArcadians
    #⭐️###⭐️#
     
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    #37 warcrack, Oct 3, 2015
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    Eli you can add me.I am here every day.I know vBulletin with good experience .Thanks
     
  18. Anonomation

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    Well I've actually been using the normal spam report button and haven't touched the ban hammer yet.
     
  19. saansilt

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    #39 saansilt, Oct 8, 2015
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    Lift it, noting it's heft.
    Gaze upon it's intricate detail, the runic carvings in the handle, the leather grip rumored to be made of dragon hide, the hammer head sculpted from the first metal of all metal which holds long wisphered answers to questions about the origin of the universe.

    Witness your foes running rampant through the villages and forums, corrupting the lands with their vile endevors. Watch as they preach evil and attempt to steal away loyal users through insidious traps. Witness their shadowy tendrils listlessly flow outward looking for a target. Look at how violently they seize one upon making contact and drag them screaming to horrors untold.

    Note the signal fires being lit calling for help. Walk by refugees fleeing from home in face of being unable to stand up to this menace. Children asking when their fathers will meet up with them. Mothers with no easy answer.

    A dark one makes itself know to the convoy. Panic ensuses, an orderly affair the evacuation is no more. What few warriors remain rush up to it ineffectually to hold it back and offer their families and others a chance at escape. They cannot hold for long. The horror unfolds before you.

    Shout out your battlecry and charge foward! You can stop this madness here and now so go forth! Give these people a chance at survival! Give them solace from evils immesurable! Give them hope that there is a future!

    Raise your hammer above your head! Use both hands, fully commit to the strike. Put a power you never thought possible into the blow. Face these demons right then and there.

    MAKE YOUR DECLARATION! YOU ARE A GUARDIAN OF THE REALM AS CHOSEN BY THE WORLD WATCHERS! YOU WIELD A HAMMER OF THE UNIVERSAL ORIGIN! THERE WILL BE NO MORE EVIL, ONLY JUSTICE UNDER YOUR WATCH! ONLY ONE DIRECTION AGAINST THESES MONSTROSITIES!

    FOWARD! FOWARD TO VICTORY!
     
  20. metalcasket

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    *claps slowly then stands up and claps wildly*
     

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