LMFAO. Look at this blatantly obvious review shilling!

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  1. Yagami_Light

    Yagami_Light Well-Known Member

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    #1 Yagami_Light, Sep 24, 2009
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    Look at "igun: The Real Motion Sensor Game" on the app store (not on a computer with itunes, so I can't link). This is hilarious. The dev obviously just paid for one of those Chinese groups that will write 5* reviews for you. He sure got ripped off by them. Almost all of the usernames from the reviews are first and last names (something I have never seen a legit user do), and they are just one line. A lot of them have the same text, and most of them aren't even relevant (they try to be all-inclusive, so they work for both apps and games, but it doesn't work).

    Here are some of my favorites:

    "It can lost weight. You are genius" - Nora Ortiz

    "Keep up the good work. That's better than ever" - Bush Geoose

    "I like that. This app is very useful. I like it very much" - Perfect Cloud

    "That's the way. You are really learning a lot" - Dior Ranoy

    "That kind of work makes me happy. You got it right! Well look at you go" - Frank Boothfield

    "That's really nice. Interesting and helpful. This app can do exactly what I want, which is super cool!" - Guns 'n Noses
     
  2. drelbs

    drelbs Well-Known Member

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  3. LBG

    LBG SeƱor Member

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    Hahaha.
    Although, I think it is pretty sad that we can only identify true reviews by their lack of correct grammar/punctuation (well at least 99% of them).
    Notice how shill reviews always have the correct punctuation - Capitals, commas and full stops.
     
  4. NotYou

    NotYou Well-Known Member

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    I love the Guns n Noses name. I've had to ban quite a few "people" for things just like this. Seems like they use the same translator. Super cool, look at you go.
     

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