Lamest song ever made...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by tsharpfilm, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

    Apr 19, 2009
    7,471
    1
    0
    nada ilegal
    31.560499, -111.904128
    Justin Bieber is 15 years old?
    By the sound of his voice I would guess that he is about 10. Castration?
    Regardless of age, I wish him suffering and ultimately death for his crappy music.
     
  2. Foozelz

    Foozelz Well-Known Member

  3. funkynubman

    funkynubman Well-Known Member

    Nov 15, 2009
    769
    0
    0
    News Reporter/ Superhero
    Right. Behind. You.
  4. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2008
    6,509
    18
    0
    My plan to make $50,000,000:

    1) Find a random hot chick at a mall.

    2) Convince her she's got "talent".

    Put her in a recording studio and auto-tune every single syllable while adding in catchy (not to be mistaken for good) music.

    4) Dress her in skimpy clothing. Controversy = publicity.

    5) Market her to the 11-14 year old demographic.

    6) Leech off her until she's 17.

    7) Repeat step 1.

    It's evil, but it's how the world works.
     
  5. ShadowsFall

    ShadowsFall Well-Known Member

    May 15, 2009
    2,006
    0
    0
    Summer job soon
    TA 09'
    I acually like it :D, but that Justin kid... Seriously?! I've known people that try their very hardest to become a singer, and this (offensive language ALERT) doesn't even know how to write lyrics (i've known people that was that same age), with all those special effects in the background, I mean come on! That's Ludacris! (lol irony :D, he was acually being feat. in one of Justin's songs) Total BS we got ourselves into >_>
     
  6. The Game Reaper

    The Game Reaper Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2008
    1,978
    68
    0
    The Emerald Isle
    It's generally a well-known fact that you get a growth spurt during puberty...
     
  7. Random_Guy

    Random_Guy Well-Known Member

    Apr 6, 2009
    8,418
    0
    0
    Australia, mate!
    #47 Random_Guy, Jan 26, 2010
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2010
  8. Squirt Reynolds

    Squirt Reynolds Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2009
    1,332
    0
    0
    California
    If you want to make another $50,000,000 sell her to Disney when she's at her peak. That will however, require you to sell your soul to Satan, and will reserve you a permanent parking spot in between Dick Cheney and Adolf Hitler.
     
  9. Random_Guy

    Random_Guy Well-Known Member

    Apr 6, 2009
    8,418
    0
    0
    Australia, mate!
    Win.
     
  10. danrel

    danrel Well-Known Member

    Dec 21, 2008
    416
    0
    0
    Software dealings-with-er, Illustrator
    Central NC

    Soooo, what exactly is so terrible about this song? I haven't heard any of their other songs, but I quite enjoy this one... I'm actually listening to it right now. The lyrics aren't that great, but the music, IMO is pretty relaxing and enjoyable. The first time that I heard it I thought it was a Postal Service song(side project of the lead singer from Death Cab For Cutie).

    It's a catchy pop song, sure, but what's wrong with that?

    If anyone thinks that this is the worst song then you obviously haven't heard any 'Drowning Pool' or 'Mudvayne', etc. I realize that those are completely different genres of music, but still...

    If anyone honestly doesn't care for the song, I understand completely, but some of the posts in this thread seem to me like kids just trying to dismiss anything mainstream as garbage, which a lot of it is, but you shouldn't knock something just because its' popular.

    I remember way back in high school when I used to 'rage against the mainstream', so to speak, but now I honestly don't give two shits what is popular or not. I only care about what I like, musically.

    Ok, rant over... I'll kindly step off of my soapbox now :eek:
     
  11. danrel

    danrel Well-Known Member

    Dec 21, 2008
    416
    0
    0
    Software dealings-with-er, Illustrator
    Central NC
  12. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2008
    6,509
    18
    0
    While sure, the auto-tuning is ridiculous, this is one of the few pop songs that I think is really good, along side New York State of Mind. At least you can still tell what his voice sounds like, unlike, say, T-Pain.
     
  13. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

    Apr 19, 2009
    7,471
    1
    0
    nada ilegal
    31.560499, -111.904128
    Yeah, but his singing sounds pretty retarded. And the background beat sounds like a crappy internally stored rhythm on a keyboard. It's just a step up from a two-tone metronome. I could make a better beat with a spoon, a can of coke and a paint tub.

    I swear music is getting worse and worse. Pop (which was once good) is now seeming to adopt shitty R&B, rap and techno music. Don't get me wrong, I like ALL genres of music (almost) but today's music never reaches anywhere near my favorite songs of each genre. There is still good music, but it is harder to find and hardly any of it actually becomes popular/well known. I can actually sympathise with the old folk who occasionally mumble "What on earth is music coming to, nowadays?"
     
  14. RPGGuy

    RPGGuy Well-Known Member

    Sep 3, 2008
    827
    0
    0
  15. danrel

    danrel Well-Known Member

    Dec 21, 2008
    416
    0
    0
    Software dealings-with-er, Illustrator
    Central NC

    No offense intended, but in all seriousness, is this guy deaf or have a touch of 'the down'? It's really hard to take anything that sounds like that seriously.

    And yes, I agree that Owl City is leaps and bounds better than that noise polution.
     
  16. danrel

    danrel Well-Known Member

    Dec 21, 2008
    416
    0
    0
    Software dealings-with-er, Illustrator
    Central NC
    I'm not a big T-Pain fan, but at least he has some history as a somewhat credible artist, since he built a reputation as a rapper before turning to the crazy Cher auto-tune schtuff that he's now know for. Not that I personally respect him, but he has some history prior to his Cher days.

    On a side note, Cher was actually the first artist/singer/whatever to use the vocoder commercially in the late nineties with her come-back hit 'do you believe in life after love'.

    Someone, please bring back the glory days of Al Jarreau...pretty please.... :eek: Scat needs it. Hell, the integrity of the music industry needs it!
     
  17. Bramsey89

    Bramsey89 Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2009
    357
    0
    0
  18. danrel

    danrel Well-Known Member

    Dec 21, 2008
    416
    0
    0
    Software dealings-with-er, Illustrator
    Central NC
    Enjoying what, Cher or Owl City?
     
  19. danrel

    danrel Well-Known Member

    Dec 21, 2008
    416
    0
    0
    Software dealings-with-er, Illustrator
    Central NC

Share This Page