Sometimes cards are given "Flavor Text", (E.G.: "Up, up & away!", "I can't believe I volunteered for this.") What is some flavor text you can think of for this card? Brought to you by Fringe Games "War Command".
"I'm dual wielded and I'm on a catapult???" or "Poor Billy lost Rock Paper Scissors. So now he springs from catapults and conduct airstrikes himself. The results usually ends up fatal... for Billy."