iPad Jade Dragon WTF?!

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  1. 1337brian

    1337brian Well-Known Member

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  2. QuickWit

    QuickWit Well-Known Member

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    Agreed

    Yeah... a little hard to figure out by the pics and the lack of description. But I found their web site and here is the description of the "Game Play"...

    Jade Dragon is your personal digital companion.

    Your combination of touches determines what “action” Jade Dragon performs. Try and find all 100, or just play with your favourite ones. Moves are started by a simple double-tap or combination of two swipes, taps, a tap and a swipe, or longer combinations (but not much longer).

    Your Jade Dragon can do many moves, actions, gestures, and even dance for you! He will wave, slap, cough, fire a bow and arrow, do the macarena dance, paint, mime, laugh, line dance, flex his muscles, salute, swim, or perform a summoning spell, and much more — all at your command.

    Jade Dragon keeps track as you discover each action, and reports your score (as well as which moves you have found). You can try and find all 100 moves or just use Jade Dragon as some light entertainment when you find yourself waiting with nothing to do.

    Jade Dragon doesn't speak, but loves music and like all dragons roars!

    For what it's worth...
     
  3. vandy1997

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    I want to see that dragon dance!! You know that all dragons are born dancers (or all jade dragons, in this case)! :D arn, do you have a video of gameplay for this one?
     
  4. 1337brian

    1337brian Well-Known Member

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    Nice... I need a virtual pet for my phone!

    /sarcasm
    :p
     
  5. QuickWit

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    Fembot

    Looks like they did the same thing for FemBot... though they added the description on that one (but forgot the pics). Gotta be a little intrigued by the 12+ rating and the "nudity" listed for this one... or maybe not... okay definitely not.
     
  6. BATTLE BORN

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    Bahahahahaha
     
  7. 1337brian

    1337brian Well-Known Member

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    ROFL - Man I am @ work and just laughed so damn loud! What kinda stuff is this? I wanna buy it just to laugh. Arn we need video reviews of both PLEASE!!!
     
  8. Rocketman919

    Rocketman919 Well-Known Member

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    Oh god another ds effects. And arn isnt just a money machine you guys! he cant just buy crappy apps just for your enjoyment, although it would be funny.
     
  9. Fazzy

    Fazzy Well-Known Member

    He did pay $20 for star invader...
     
  10. CloneWars

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    Hahhaaaa i might just fork up the 2 bucks for this game. I have always wanted a virtual pet!
     
  11. 1337brian

    1337brian Well-Known Member

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    Well there is none cooler than a dragon, aside from someone making a virtual Liger pet. Now that would rock!

    /sorry sarcasm again
     
  12. CloneWars

    CloneWars Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahhaaaa Yes i would pay BIG cash for that :p
     
  13. NotYou

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    Fembot!!!

    HHAAAHAHA
    There is so much wrong with that, I don't even know where to begin, so I won't.

    There are going to be some very happy nerds on their iPhones tonight.
     
  14. NotYou

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    Fembot

    From the website:

    "Hi Everyone,

    Welcome to Fembot. Feel free to say hi and chat about all the things I can do for you.

    If you were looking for some subroutines to get you started, try some of the touches in the help tutorial.

    Double-tap in the centre, for a simple wave.
    Double-tap in the top left for "What?".
    Double-tap in the bottom right, if you have been naughty and need a slap.
    Tap in the top left, then the bottom right, if there is a bad smell.
    Tap in the centre, then to the left, if you say something funny.
    Swipe across the top from left to right, then across the bottom (L to R), to see me dance! (one of many)
    Swipe down on the left, down the middle, then down the right, for a mime.
    Have fun finding more combinations that make me move!

    Luv,

    Fembot"
     

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