Do you enjoy boring people? Do you like being bored ? If so, then iScreamer is not for you. iScreamer is the only app guaranteed to create awkward situations, keep you entertained all day and cure world hunger! And now, you can record your own screaming. All you have to do is take a tape of you screaming, send it to 19 North Pole Drive, and your scream may be featured in the 2063 version of iScreamer. (Contest not available on North America, South America, Antartica, Africa, Austrailia, Europe, Asia, and Puerto Rico) iScreamer definitley does not include, Pretty Ponies Hot Girls Fart Noises Money Tacos And Bananas But what it does include will blow you away (insert what it does include) Anyways, just remember, when your all alone, and no one is there, iScreamer will be there with you!
pretty funny . . . but is boringness a word?? and i think you meant does instead of foes (also awkward is spelled wrong, but almost everyone spells that wrong, so i don't fault you)
Just some grammatical corrections Sorry if some of them are hard to read, recognize, or anything. It's late...
Hey thanks! I might just use that Well, I guess we will have to wait to see the winner Also, I might hand out 2nd place codes
