Ha, if I had an iPad for every BJ I've given in a Starbucks bathroom, I could probably build that mansion made of iPads that I've always wanted.
Do you actually think this post could be real? This guy would have easily bought an iPad on launch day if he really existed. Apple products aren't known for being cheap and his wife would have pitched in to help him buy one.
if it was real, the guy is an idiot - actually bigger than an idiot! and he's obsessive! But later in the text, he calls the Pad a phone.... not real i think