All this good luck... Then you realize... A) She's cheating on you/ you're so lonely you think the ugly pimply girl is hot. B) The seniors are only nice to you because they think you're a dickwad. C) You're friends being "joyous" is actually sarcasm you're feeble mind can't understand. D) You're iPhone actually was stolen then sold on the Black Market. And it's a fake Japanese model.