I'm Having a Vasectomy Tomorrow....

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  1. Lost_Deputy

    Lost_Deputy Well-Known Member

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    Yep I'm getting the snip. Anyone had one before? How's the recovery?

    I'm only having local anesthetic so I need some appropriate songs, games or movies to keep me entertained
     
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    They tried to do me, but their tools couldn't manage.
     
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    Haha too small for their tools?
     
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    Yeah, like a poodle.

    Have fun!!
     
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    Thanks so much. Super excited.
     
  6. Greyskull

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    Here's a song to listen to while you wait:

    http://soundhound.com/?t=c339ffcf298ff5d556041a8f6f4c5334

    You might prefer the Genitorturer's version though. ;)
     
  7. MidianGTX

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    I hope you've got something to keep your mind occupied for the next few days.
     
  8. Hey Lost Deputy! Good to see you!

    Sounds painful. Good luck!!!
     
  9. drelbs

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    Time to make a suggested app list for LD, I'll start:

    Cut the Rope
    Cut Him Up!
    Cut The Buttons
    Ow My Balls!
    Bouncing Balls - Destroy Falling Balls Game
    Split My Balls!
    OMG Balls

    and some light reading:

    Shortcut Pro: Final Cut Edition
    Tutorials for Final Cut Pro
    Final Cut Pro Field Guide

    Sorry, I couldn't resist! :eek:

    If it makes you feel any better, I will probably be a candidate for this in a year or two...
     
  10. EfratBarTal

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    well.. have a swift and quick recovery
     
  11. slammajamma28

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    (Context for the unaware, this episode of Modern Family had Phil freaking about about getting a vasectomy.)

    You'll do great! God speed!
     
  12. Lost_Deputy

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    Perfect. Thanks :)

    I've got Tap a Sack ready to roll plus the movie Hard Candy. Besides Greyskulls soothing tunes I'm still not sure about my soundtrack. I've only got "Dry and Dusty" by Fever Ray on my playlist at the moment
     
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    Not if you like genital mutilation. Otherwise yep pretty much
     
  14. Ouch!
     

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