if you were reborn as an object, what would it be?

A sausage dog. That's an object, right? ROFL. Reason: I love looking at them as they make me laugh.

 

First person to say an iDevice of any variety receives a kick to the groin.

 

Probably an iDevice of any variety.

 

I second this.

 

That's 2 kicks to the groin so far.

 

An ultra realistic robot with AI that looks and acts just like me.

hehehe I beat the system

 

A woman's horse saddle

 

My girlfriends... ummm... personal pleasure stick

obvious reasons

 

What we have here is two polar opposites. One being an example of subtlety and the other sheer smut.

 

Hodapp Avenue. No joke, I passed it today. Touchy Arcadians could come build a shrine on me.

 

A tampon

 

You want to soak up period blood? That's disgusting.

 

envirobear

 

Not an object. And for those who said iDevice, I have mailed out your groin kicks. They should arrive in about 5 business days.

 

Steve Job's Car. (and future cars).

 

I'd be Justin Beiber's future car and I'd crash at 100mph into a brick wall

 

sorry........meghan fox's boobs