If YOU ran TouchArcade!

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  1. crex

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    If you were in control of TouchArcade, how would you run things? Who would you hire? How would you design it? Would you keep it the way it is? What would you change and why?

    If I were in charge, I would keep it the way it is but only change the little things. I would make a HELP section for threads about people needing help on games. I would also change the color of the logo from green to either blue or red.

    So, what would you do?:cool:
     
  2. Vester

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    I would ban all admins and mods. Jk :p
     
  3. Eli

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    I would hire Vester to feed me grapes one at a time wearing a Green Lantern costume.
     
  4. Electric_Shaman

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    There'd be a lot more porn for a start
     
  5. Boardumb

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    I'd keep things the same just have much more full frontal male nudity.
     
  6. LBG

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    I'd put the touch in Touch Arcade.

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  7. Kubba

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    Oh come on thats a blatant rip off of a Big Albie joke :p
     
  8. Vester

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    That sounds pretty sexy. I think I would do that voluntarily.
     
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  10. Big Albie

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    Vester, you better be female. ;)

    +1 on the porn and -1 on full frontal male nudity.
     
  11. LBG

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    Actually, I made that joke loooong before Big Albie did (almost a year I think). It was back in 2009 when someone posted some gay porn and it stayed there for ages (it took a long time before the mods deleted it). So I made the joke "they should rename the site Touch Men, keeping you in touch with the latest gay porn". Although Big Albie's joke is kinda different, I certaintly did't copy him ;)
     
  12. The Bat Outta Hell

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    I'd make the PM inbox limit have a few more 0's at the end.
     
  13. Big Albie

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    There's only one LBG that's for sure :cool:
     
  14. Kubba

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    Haha my bad. It's a good play on words-someone should copyright it, before it becomes the the catchy slogan of the next pro-gay bill Obama signs
     
  15. The Bat Outta Hell

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    Wasn't that when iReview was around?
     
  16. Sainter

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    If I ran TouchArcade I would make sure advertising came up every second page and hindered my progress through the site. Every video would have a 30 second advert before it and I would hire some douches to make biased opinions on games. Then I would hire models for photoshoots to try to turn the site into a bit of everything with softcore modelling on top for the sad people who come to my gaming site for chicks.

    Perhaps I should just invest in IGN.com?
     
  17. BazookaTime

    BazookaTime Well-Known Member

    I would pay INSM more, the guy is a thread creating machine.
     
  18. 5duc29

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    -One thing that would be cool is giving away one game a month, member's choice. Admins or mods can randomly select a member of their choice, or do some kind of game/raffle to earn it.

    -I would do more podcasts. Has there been any lately? :/

    -Having a touch arcade app, maybe?

    Other than that, I would keep everything the same.
     
  19. Vester

    Vester Well-Known Member

    I'm a dude, what's wrong with showing a little brotherly love?
     
  20. Kunning

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