I would take the Infini Cube from Jimmy Neutron and then stuff all the basic necessities in there. Toilet Paper for shure Toothpaste Mouth Wash Some ladies Some buddies iPhone iPad Boat Fishing Gear Everything else Booch Midian Crex LBG NEG TBOH and Nippy so we can all point and laugh at him.
1. One book of matches, empty 2. 792 strips of bubble gum 3. One spork What can I say? I'm easily entertained.
1. Computer 2. Cell Phone Tower for Computer internet 3. Super attractive woman who understands "friends with benefits." 4. "The Pill" 5. Machete (in case the pill fails).