I play iPhone games on the toilet and I know you do too!

Discussion in 'General Game Discussion and Questions' started by mgondek, Oct 31, 2008.

  1. VWXYZ

    VWXYZ Well-Known Member

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    Its not much different than people reading on the crapper?

    I think the iTouch is a great help on the crapper.

    Except... Before I got my iTouch a visit mostly took 5-15 minuts. Now my record is around 1½ hour!

    My ass was kinda hurting at that point XD Thats what you get for going Endless Mode in Blue Attack while taking a dump!
     
  2. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    itouch sounds wrong when your in the toilet......just saying
     
  3. spiffyone

    spiffyone Well-Known Member

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    pablo...stop trying to spread the "ipotch" "gospel". Not many are gonna join you. Most of us are gonna use "iTouch".

    Resistance is futile ;)
     
  4. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    Itouch is just wrong. I wanna hear from someone whose ipotch fell in the toilet.:D
     
  5. ibelongintheforums

    ibelongintheforums Well-Known Member

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    dont feel bad pablo, i have many "converts"

    btw, pablo

    did you know "potch" means to thrust?

    and you use the accelrometer to "thrust" your ipotch
    (its a stretch i know)
     
  6. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    nice!!!! :D
     
  7. Donburns99

    Donburns99 Well-Known Member

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    I don't discriminate, I use iDevice, unless I'm referring to only the iPod Touch. :p
     
  8. ibelongintheforums

    ibelongintheforums Well-Known Member

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    yea, so ur smarter then u thought u were

    oh and no i dont use my IPOTCH (lol) while going to the bathroom but i do bring it in with me, i dont want my IPOTCH(lol again) leaving my hands
    pathetic i know
     
  9. spiffyone

    spiffyone Well-Known Member

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    Eh, I use "iTouch/Phone". Technically, the iPod classic and iPod Nano are "iDevices" too, but they're not part of the same platform as iPod touch and iPhone.

    ...

    iTone?
     
  10. GatorDeb

    GatorDeb Well-Known Member

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    Stop trying to hijack potty humor with species distinctions :p ;)

    Back to discussing the motherload!
     
  11. On-Core

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    Well you guys (and girls) better make sure you don't drop them in the crapper. My friends wife "briefly" dropped her iPhone in the toilet. Acted very strange for a day, but fortunately is working just fine now. BUT what we did find out is that there is a 'moisture' sensor built-in to them. If you shine a light inside the headphone jack it should be white. If the internals got wet, it turns red. So if you try to return it, make sure you paint it white first. ;)
     
  12. TheTheory

    TheTheory Well-Known Member

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    Oh my gosh, this was totally me. I had the sucker all of two days when it happened, too. I was holy-hella furious.

    Anyway, despite that I totally use mine on the toilet. Lock 'n' Roll totally makes the experience so much better. Um. I am very, VERY careful though.
     
  13. aerolord

    aerolord Well-Known Member

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    Add me to the list. I thought the toilet is the best place for gaming.. for me at least. Why? Have you guys/girls heard about this PSP game call DJ Max Portable? Yea, I manage to max combo some level 12 in the toilet, then when I came out I could not max even a level 8 in my bed room. >_>
     
  14. Donburns99

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    I remember getting DJ Max for the girlfriend back for Christmas in 2006, great game.
     
  15. Adr3naLine

    Adr3naLine Well-Known Member

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    Let's be honest here, who doesn't play games on the toilet?
    The only problem I find is that my parents constantly wonder why I take so long to crap. It also doesn't help that they hear SFX from the bathroom.
     
  16. Donburns99

    Donburns99 Well-Known Member

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    Me. :p
     
  17. IzzyNobre

    IzzyNobre Well-Known Member

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    I never played any games in the toilet, not with the DS, not the the PSP, certainly not with the iPhone. That's a bit gross to be honest with you. I guess I just don't get THAT into games like you guys do.
     
  18. TheTheory

    TheTheory Well-Known Member

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    eh, it's more about being entertained whilst doing something that is otherwise fairly boring. If I don't have ye olde iTouch on me, there is the pile of magazines or a book.
     
  19. Crimsonpaw

    Crimsonpaw Well-Known Member

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    You're not wiping your ass with it and hopefully when you do wipe you wash before picking it up again.

    I've had my legs go numb from playing Warfare Inc. before and Slotz has helped me pass the deuce time.
     
  20. gclife

    gclife New Member

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    Increased dumping time

    It all started with the DS but the touch has increased my time on the crapper by at least four fold. Thank you.
     

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