I play iPhone games on the toilet and I know you do too!

Discussion in 'General Game Discussion and Questions' started by mgondek, Oct 31, 2008.

  1. GatorDeb

    GatorDeb Well-Known Member

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    #101 GatorDeb, Feb 3, 2009
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    A couple of times I've been so tired at work that at lunch I sat down on the throne, rested my elbows on my legs, my head on my hands, and have fallen asleep right then and there -eek- Well, a couple of times it was for 10 minutes or so, I've dozed off many times. I was so scared I wouldn't wake up on time one time that I have a new rule - no head on hands in the loo.
     
  2. glowAndy

    glowAndy Well-Known Member

    I would be careful with that one
     
  3. mgondek

    mgondek Well-Known Member

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    I know what you mean. I find myself staying a lot longer than I need in the bathroom. haha. Sometimes I just can stop playing
     
  4. Skywardsgames

    Skywardsgames Well-Known Member

    This is a best place for playing =) 95% of games from AppStore can be there keep
     
  5. WOW_GEE

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    hahaha i almost fell off my chair.

    imagine someone getting hemorrhoids because they played too many iphone games on the bowl. hahaha

    However, i apologize for my laughter if this has actually happened to someone. Oh, and if it DID happen to anyone, what game were you playing that kept you on there for such a long time? I will not hesitate to download it.
     
  6. Donburns99

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    Welcome to the club, seems we're the only two. :p
     
  7. superbad

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    did you ever try playing The Creeps while crapping? It takes you a LOT longer especially if you're on the level with wave 40+ :D:D
     
  8. Donburns99

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    Never brought the iDevice in actually, just not worth it for 30-60 seconds of play time. :p

    I still feel so left out while reading this thread.

    There's an entirely different view of the gaming world I'm missing it seems.
     
  9. NotYou

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    #109 NotYou, Feb 3, 2009
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    Creeps comes to mind every time I read this thread. I find it's usually best to avoid TD games while doing your business. Try it a couple times and you'll know why.
     
  10. Donburns99

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    Haha, would be even worse before the update; imagine someone waiting for 500+ waves on endless maps, without any form of fast forward what-so-ever. :D
     
  11. spiffyone

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    It takes you under a minute to take a crap?

    What do you eat all day? Hamster pellets, water and some Ensure?

    Under a minute?!

    :confused:
     
  12. schooze

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    I would'nt want my ipod to fall in the toliet so I don't.
     
  13. cmd2010

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    The older I'm getting, the more time I seem spending on the crapper, but then again I'm in no rush ;) / So I've been "logging" quite a bit of time almost on a daily basis with the iTouch.

    Usually some relaxing game like Solitaire, Lock 'n' Roll or some online reading seem to improve the overall process.
     
  14. Ph4ntom4

    Ph4ntom4 Well-Known Member

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    Uh, usually yeah.

    I go when I feel my bowels starting to 'push', sit down, squeeze a bit, out it comes, wipe, done.

    Sorry for any disgusting mental images xD.
     
  15. Seien

    Seien Well-Known Member

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    I am now scarred for life. :(
     
  16. Mattman

    Mattman Well-Known Member

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    Heyy how'd you know ;)

    Haha just kidding I prefer to keep my Ipod touch E-Coli Free
     
  17. Donburns99

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    ^ This.

    I'd wager that those that play in the bathroom also play while eating.

    And of course, reasons I've mentioned already.
     
  18. spiffyone

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    Not in my case.

    I don't play while eating lest I get it all dirty and smudgy.

    What about the bathroom, you ask?

    I put it back in my pocket prior to wiping and, of course, wash my hands.

    And, on a personal note, I never go #2 in any bathroom other than my own at home. Hell...I rarely go #1 in any other bathroom than my own. I've walked into one too many nightmare situations in bathrooms elsewhere.
     
  19. taran420

    taran420 Well-Known Member

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    very disturbing thread
     
  20. GatorDeb

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    I just make #1 or #2 last as long as the level does :D

    I don't eat while using my Touch - don't want to get it dirty. And when I go to the crapper, my hands are clean (we're talking about the one at home here). I pull down, sit down, do the download, make my bladder gladder, put it back in my pocket, wipe, flush, wash my hands, and exit. Another perfect performance :D
     

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