You could always take the stance of a hardcore creationist, that usually results in some pretty hilarious arguments involving dinosaurs.
Or you can talk about this thread and it's crazy suggestions. That would be an awesome topic! And you can explain why each one didn't work out.
Dammit, you beat me to it. Ask KGameLover1 for some humor advice. Once he gets out of time out that is.
Someone ought to post all of his humor lessons from the group here. Give Kamazar a taste of what he's missing.
Alright, I've been struck by my lady inspiration. I'm going to select random names in a phone book, create random stories, and make fun of them. I'll be using an actual Yellow Pages as a prop, and will let you know how it goes when I present it next month. That is all.
Dude! I HAd to do one of these! Do a speech on making words up, then you can also take about kramer from seinfeld and can make words up
Keep in mind that all the best comedians make jokes primarily about themselves. Making fun of other people can be amusing, but if you somehow manage to bring yourself into the joke, you can really kill.
When the world was first created God made a man and called him Adam, and had him live in the Garden of Eden. One day Adam had a realization: he was lonely. He prayed to God to give him a companion. God spoke to Adam. "My Son. I know you are lonely, fear not for I shall make you a companion... and she will be called Eve!" "God, that would be great! What will she be like?" "She will be a woman. She will be compassionate, understanding and caring, sympathetic, nurturing, beautiful, passionate. She will be everything your heart desires!.... But she is going to cost you an arm, a leg, an eye, an ear, your teeth and your hair" ".... what can I get for a rib?"
