My gf got the Flu, and was prescribed some cough medicine. So, seeing it had codeine, I took a few swigggle swaggz of it. Then I looked up the other ingredient (an antihistamine) on wikepedia, which led me to the entry for Purple Drank. Than I realized...I done drank some purple drank! Dudes, I'm so ghetto. Damn this stuff coats your taste buds with the most obnoxious flavor...like Amoretto (Italian nasty liquer) spiked with a lot of aspartame. Nazzty.
Well...I slept well...still a bit woozy. I can't believe a rapper made a song about Purple Drank. You gotta be pretty hard up for cash to turn to that crap. Me...um...I had a cough...and a backache. That right. And no clean teaspoons to measure with...ok?