I got ID'd buying beer today.

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  1. Greyskull

    Greyskull Well-Known Member

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    Amd I'm 33. I STILL GOT IT! Then I went to a bar, and a 26 year old thought sje was older than me. Lock your doors, seal your windows, cause i'm coming for your daughters!
     
  2. Firetruck94

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    *takes note and locks doors*
     
  3. crex

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    Obviously the beer did it's job.
     
  4. I agree with crex, don't understand how daughters have to do with iding.

    Must have been good beer... Are you sure you got ided???
     
  5. nestor

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    Let me attempt to translate... He got IDed, which made him feel young; then a 26yo chick at the bar thought she was older than him, which made him feel even younger... So now he thinks he has a chance with your daughters because he apparently looks THAT young...

    I tried.
     
  6. S.I.D. CrAzY

    S.I.D. CrAzY Well-Known Member

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    My daughter is two years old....should..should I be calling the cops?
     
  7. #7 Connector, Oct 23, 2012
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    Yeah, that's what I said... Too much beer! :p

    Edit: Most men use viagra for this same 'youthful' feel...
     
  8. Sanuku

    Sanuku Well-Known Member

    No not at all. Your daughter will probably kick his Ass twice before he will even hit the Ground.
     
  9. Vovin

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    I bet a lot of mothers with not-so-cute daughters will be very glad that he's coming for them... :D
     
  10. Dx_0628

    Dx_0628 Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahahaha oh boy what a good way to start my morning
     
  11. Snozberry

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    #11 Snozberry, Oct 23, 2012
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    I think some cashiers are just really prudent and ask everyone unless they are wrinkly old bastards.. If they aren't wrinkly ask them for id.. Whereas other cashiers are lazy and don't give a crap if they cause the shop to get fined and just give it to anyone.

    Sometimes when I was 15 I got away without being id'd where as now, at my ripe old age of 22 sometimes I get id'd sometimes not.. I don't really take it as a compliment or insult either way..then again my country is probably alot more laid back then countries like America with their id'ing.. Drinking age here is 18.. So you know.. If someone has tits they pretty much give them alcohol.

    Sometimes I dress like a friggin infant in like Mickey mouse tees and skinny jeans, with my bleach blonde hair and lip piercings I look like I'm 16 and they still give it to me... Then again I flirt too much.. Last time I had a girl cashier and the bitch id'd me.. So hmm I dunno. (I actually kinda take offense to being id'd but I'm sure once I'm older itll go the other way.. It's starting to a little bit already..)

    If it was a guy, than you probably really do look young for your age..If it was a girl.. Maybe she just thought you were cute ^_^
     
  12. Well, two things.

    1. Lock your doors and close your windows...

    2. Sigh, I guess I look like a wrinkly old bastard, cause I get carded everytime nowadays. Sigh...
     

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